I am that guy that says he can do everything, but that's just because I can. insta: andrelton2

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Andrelton Simmons retweeted
19 Nov 2025
Curaçao becomes the smallest country ever to qualify for the World Cup! Less than 200k people! Unbelievable!
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Is it weird to want to board the plane last so I have to spend the least amount of time on the plane?
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Andrelton Simmons retweeted
We love when Alumni like @Andrelton comes down and works in with our guys!
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What a performance by atlético Madrid 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 #ChampionsLeague #AtleticoMadrid ⚽️
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Andrelton Simmons retweeted
Replying to @ryanporter1
If that’s the line they use it’s gonna cut down on check swings called strikes by like 75%
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A man becomes a King 👑 when he chases the crown, not when he chases the Queen. You have to focus on yourself until the focus is on you.
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Lil man with the big back @ozzie
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So nice he did it twice!!! 🔥🔥🔥
Albies for the lead 💪💪💪#ATL #Curacao 🇨🇼
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Albies for the lead 💪💪💪#ATL #Curacao 🇨🇼
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Beautiful game⚽️ #ARGvsCOL #CopaAmerica
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Tough watching angels and rangers not being able to score for the last extra 4 innings 😬
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Andrelton Simmons retweeted
People that lied about lockdowns, vaccines & mandates to make millions of dollars in corporate television are not "coming to light" randomly this month. The damage was done & now they're assigned to the clean up.
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Andrelton Simmons retweeted
16 May 2024
Infielder David Fletcher is throwing knuckleballs at Triple-A Gwinnett! He’s got a 0.00 ERA in two outings. 👀
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Two women came to King Solomon, claiming It was their baby. One of the alleged mothers is trying to make the baby into a parking lot trough blowing it up and the other alleged mother is being exterminated by the thousands. Who’s baby is it?
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Andrelton Simmons retweeted
Pinstripes so clean 🥶
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Andrelton Simmons retweeted
Mumbai 🫶🇮🇳
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This @ManUtd set up looks good #FACup
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“God’s chosen people” are giving a master class on self defense. Anybody can get. Man, woman, children, guilty or innocent. What if we all applied this style of “the right to defend themselves “.
The complete #Zionist razing of #Gaza to render the enclave uninhabitable for decades. Forced displacement of Palestinians fleeing genocidal savagery. #Gaza_Genocide by #Israel #FiveEyes #US #UK #Germany #Egypt #UAE #SaudiArabia #Jordan #Turkey Never forget.
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Andrelton Simmons retweeted
29 Dec 2023
These plays still make our jaw drop 😲 Congrats on a great career, Andrelton Simmons!
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I’m curious if any of these people who are planning to boo would turn down 1mil. Let alone 700 of those
11 Dec 2023
Who’s gonna boo Shohei? Show your face, cause I wouldn’t.
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