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In the 12 years of his Papacy, Pope Francis lived in room 201 of Casa Santa Marta. This was his room
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Need $41 more to order a drone strike of salad cream on my his
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My Alma Mater 25-26 state champions in Football Hockey (7 in a row, 10 of 12) Baseball Lacrosse Wrestling (4 in a row, 8 of 10) Quiz Bowl
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Apparently I forgot Rugby, Sport Fishing, E-Sports, and golf?
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I saw a group of people at the park wearing kn95 respirators. It was like going back in time.
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You have to be vbsmaxing.
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When the tendies got those undulations
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If you are voting in a primary today
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I learned what #dnmw means yesterday. If it takes 2 months and a billboard to figure out a hashtag, who's to blame?
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Accidentally set my scale to electrons again
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I think it's time for a diet
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Asked my son to clean the grill
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When toddlers poop their pants shortly after "trying" on the potty, that's weaponized incontinence.
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Rolling into Costco during executive member hours like
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This makes the plot of Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile more believable
Venezuela called. They want their housing policy back. Nine years of unpaid rent and the squatter has more rights than the property owner. Only in Democrat-run New York. foxnews.com/politics/nyc-lan…
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Might mess around and ride a tiny train this weekend
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The Archbishop has started a Vegan food truck
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Someone didnt return their cart
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If the white noise videos are so good for getting a kid to sleep, why are they 10 hrs long?
Me, last night, rocking my baby nephew to sleep: hey, can you play some white noise on your phone Hubby/@OVTweetmarck: *getting his phone out* Me: And by that I mean Bohemian Rhapsody Hubby:........
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