Andrew P Street, The

Andrew P Street, The

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Andrew P Street, The @AndrewPStreet

22 Nov 2020

*to be read in the voice of Fred Schneider of the B-52s.

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Andrew P Street, The @AndrewPStreet

6 Feb 2024

A quarter of a century ago we lost a giant of Australian politics. And I’d say barely a day has passed when I haven’t been reminded of his legacy. Don Dunstan believed in the possibility and potential of South Australia, and so do I.

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Andrew P Street, The

Andrew P Street, The @AndrewPStreet

29 Jan 2024

Watching #Nemesis and look, it’s glorious to see a bunch of people admitting things they furiously denied back when I wrote a perky little book about the Abbott government for @AllenAndUnwin… booktopia.com.au/the-short-a…

The Short and Excruciatingly Embarrassing Reign of Captain Abbott

Buy The Short and Excruciatingly Embarrassing Reign of Captain Abbott by Andrew P Street from Booktopia. Get a discounted Paperback from Australia's leading online bookstore.

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Andrew P Street, The @AndrewPStreet

24 Dec 2023

Happy finished-wrapping-kids-presents-at-2am-and-will-inevitably-be-woken-before-six-day for all who celebrate.

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Andrew P Street, The @AndrewPStreet

8 Nov 2023

This was always going to happen. “Optus” is a contraction of “Octopuses do tech support for us”, which they championed as such a shrewd wages saving until they elected a moray eel as CFO who has now devoured 80% of their on-site team. Just like Twitter.

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Andrew P Street, The

Andrew P Street, The @AndrewPStreet

3 Nov 2023

After hearing the new single I can confirm: I like the early Beatles stuff better.

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Andrew P Street, The

Andrew P Street, The @AndrewPStreet

18 Oct 2023

If they ever name a beer after me, it should be called Andrew P Street The Beer.

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Andrew P Street, The

Andrew P Street, The @AndrewPStreet

14 Oct 2023

We mourn. We seethe. We cry. We rage. We look after each other. We take the time that we need. And then we pick ourselves up, we come back together, and we continue the work. We continue the work.

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Andrew P Street, The

Andrew P Street, The @AndrewPStreet

14 Oct 2023

Yes. Yes yes yes yes yes. Yes yes yes. Yes. #Yes23

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Andrew P Street, The @AndrewPStreet

9 Oct 2023

Occasionally I recall how as a tween I’d cut out reviews of albums (which I largely hadn’t heard) to stick around my bedroom door until there was a weird collage spreading over the wall like a word-cancer. I see how that foreshadowed my career and wonder why no one intervened.

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Andrew P Street, The

Andrew P Street, The @AndrewPStreet

4 Oct 2023

I’ve never agreed with Trump before, but honestly, if he wants to be electrocuted in a sinking boat then who am I to deny him?

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1 Oct 2023

Slurring his words, Trump starts riffing about how he would rather be electrocuted to death than be eaten by a shark.

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Andrew P Street, The

Andrew P Street, The @AndrewPStreet

30 Sep 2023

Seven years ago @Jetstar cancelled our flight at the last minute, completely bollocksing a time-dependent holiday. And I never realised how sentimental they were, since they chose to mark the anniversary by doing it again, even as the cab to the airport pulled into our street.

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Andrew P Street, The

Andrew P Street, The @AndrewPStreet

30 Sep 2023

I know I’m being unfair. They and Qantas also cancelled plenty of our flights in between too.

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Andrew P Street, The

Andrew P Street, The @AndrewPStreet

30 Sep 2023

And then they did it again! Oh @JetstarAirways, you adorable scamps, sending a text at 3am that yeah, nah, the replacement flight is also off and there are no direct flights available. Cool times!

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Andrew P Street, The

Andrew P Street, The @AndrewPStreet

25 Sep 2023

Finally, SOMEONE is getting their just desserts for breaching the APS Code of Conduct. Breach it at your peril, citizens, for my standards are high, inflexible, and often arbitrary. Especially about what constitutes a fair price for Sparks LPs. crikey.com.au/2023/09/25/mik…

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Andrew P Street, The

Andrew P Street, The @AndrewPStreet

23 Sep 2023

NARRATOR: “…And that’s how the people of Australia discovered that when they all worked together for a better future, they *could* touch this, after all.” sbs.com.au/news/article/aust…

'Australia it's time': MC Hammer weighs in on the Voice to Parliament

The US rapper has weighed in on Australia's upcoming Voice to Parliament referendum, saying it is time for the country to "repair the breach".

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Andrew P Street, The

Andrew P Street, The @AndrewPStreet

23 Sep 2023

Look, I appreciate that there are bigger and more urgent things to legislate, but could we please prioritise laws forcing all TV shows to reinstitute 80s-style themes that explain the premise of the show, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-style?

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Andrew P Street, The @AndrewPStreet

23 Sep 2023

“Well I guess that’s how it goooooooes / In the world of the Sopranoooooos!” [jazz flourish]

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Andrew P Street, The

Andrew P Street, The @AndrewPStreet

23 Sep 2023

You know I’m right.

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