Merchant Marine Officer and aspiring author, actor, photographer, filmmaker, tailor, politician, sea captain, philosopher, sharpshooter, handyman, and retiree.
Joined March 2007
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18 Feb 2017
Best line I've heard all day... "Rasmussen Polls have Trump's approval rating somewhere between 55% and 263%"
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Andrew Smith retweeted
11 Feb 2017
Good night!Sleep well!You will need your energy!#mplsdominatrix #domination #latex #femdom #Mistress #Domme #kinkyfun #thejeanbardotshow
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28 Jan 2017
Landlord troubles here in Jersey. I'm still on the ship for another two months but I'm hoping this is predicating a return to #pittsburgh!
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26 Jan 2017
"Alternative facts"?? Where the hell was Frank Luntz when they thought that one up? Did Trump decide not to pay him?
22 Jan 2017
Oh dear, a rich white kid is getting picked on. Kids are off limits but women, minorities, immigrants, and anyone else trump hates; thats ok
Andrew Smith retweeted
11 Jan 2017
Donald Trump's lavish New York penthouse boasts 20 toilets! 30 if you count the beds. 31 if you count Trump's chest. #GoldenShowers
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3 Dec 2016
Williamsburg now feels that it's so chic it counts as Manhattan. Unless you Dbags can get your parents to move the East Rvr, it still doesnt
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25 Nov 2016
We've been flying for roughly 75 years and plying the oceans for about 4000 years. Why is there more stories about planes than ships online?
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24 Nov 2016
Still keepin' up the good fight. Trying to find that right Mate's job that will be both professionally rewarding and personally satisfying!
9 Nov 2016
Why is it that every vote in Florida comes down to like to 8 votes? I dont find it possible that that many people are so evenly divided.
9 Nov 2016
I can tell already that morning tomorrow is going to be for coffee and contemplation.
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Andrew Smith retweeted
10 Oct 2016
"I know nothing about Russia."
Fact check: True.
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23 Aug 2016
So this happened while i was having coffee this morning. #accident #schneider #truck #wtf #youregettingfired #funny
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5 Aug 2016
...All those things they write songs about. I'm looking forward to the next tuneworthy event in my life. Kinda bored but still standing by.
5 Aug 2016
For all time, I've always had a song. One that eased pain, or was a fight song, or that smoothed the edges. I don't now. Weird.