Andrew

Joined April 2009
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22 Aug 2012
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
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22 Aug 2012
#NoteToMyEx Baby I'm too busy fixing me to be chasing you around. #NowPlaying A song I wrote for the one I loved but recently had to let go.
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22 Aug 2012
A good conscience is a soft pillow.
20 Aug 2012
Pray as if everything depended on GOD, Act as if everything depended on yourself!
20 Aug 2012
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.
19 Aug 2012
A girl phoned me and said...Come on over there's nobody home. I went over... Nobody was home!
16 Aug 2012
Wisdom is a comb given to a man once he is bald.
16 Aug 2012
The fuzzy bee buzzed the buzzy busy beehive.
16 Aug 2012
Stress is when you wake up screaming
11 Aug 2012
Diplomacy -- the art of letting someone have your own way.
11 Aug 2012
Thelma sings the theme song.
11 Aug 2012
Piss out the fire, call the dogs, and lets go home.
8 Aug 2012
Do what you love and love what you're doing, and you'll never work another day in your life.
8 Aug 2012
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest of these is: "It might have been".
5 Aug 2012
While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about.
5 Aug 2012
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
5 Aug 2012
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