This is where I come to curse online.

Joined February 2020
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This mook told me he's "worried about you" the other day
One more time.
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There is a part in The Batman where he gently eases a gun out of Catwoman's hand after convincing her to spare a big villain. And people say Matt Reeves doesn't understand or like Batman just cos he went the "grounded" route.
How dudes who never touched a batman comic feel after saying that grounded Batman is boring for the 100th time
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It's my 12th wedding anniversary and I just wanna take a moment to say I'm on the KMS Top 50 list and @TimothyFax is not.
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Elm Draught House in Millbury. 2nd only to Santa's Village on the Best Places on Earth list.
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Minifan Network deepcut reference right here, but this demonstrates the evolutionary roots of the reciprocity principle in the human mind.
It felt betrayed! ❤️😂
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Hey @dawg1y what do you think of a natural wooden barrier for my butterfly garden bed/the spot I'm gonna bury you in?
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Growing genuinely concerned about my best friend Jeff.
Replying to @beanbagron
Dude has been talking about me on a personal level like he knows me in every corner for nearly 2 months now. Spaces. In Laconia apparently. On KMS. He's allowed to say whatever he wants about me, but I am also allowed to call him a fucking creepy loser lol.
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When Trump discloses that our government has known about nonhuman intelligence for decades, I'll be less shocked than finding out Bill doesn't like mayo.
It’s really good. I actually don’t love mayo, but I like Duke’s a lot.
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I saw this photo this weekend and assumed the Minifan who posted it had added the stains as a joke. Woweewawa.
Am told the authorities have a suspect in custody…
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In my defense, I always assumed anything other than scurrying out of studio would irritate Kirk. I stand by the scurrying 100%. Nobody wants me lingering.
I’ve never had someone I don’t know talk about me on a personal level as much as you do, it’s strange. It’d be less weird if you said more than half a word to me in person off camera too. But you scurried out of the studio. It bothers you I’m friends with Kirk, we get it. It will be okay.
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Replying to @Menners__
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Please God let the Knicks to go on to lose the series
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Justified is one of our greatest shows and it’s all because season two decides to give Raylan a whole family of people who hate him because of a childhood baseball game
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The guy who voiced Oscar and Big Bird lived in the town next to me. A guy working for him murdered a woman and her body was discovered on Big Bird's property.
Harrison Ford and Jessica Williams stopped by to ruin my day! 😒
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I'M NEVER GONNA DIE
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My high school soccer team almost forfeited a game because every player wore a shirt to school that said "F Putnam" (our rival and next opponent) but I took the blame and instead of forfeiting I got benched and the principal told me to go back to the private school I'd come from.
BREAKING: Ipswich boys lacrosse team forced to forfeit semi finals after seniors posted a photo of them smoking cigars 🤯
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The only shitass video in Laconia starred this mope
Chaminade Moon Dusts, nbd
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Kirk wants to quit the movie podcast?
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As I told @quidditchguy, this remains the only valid top 50 list.
Menners and his teams list btw:
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Yes please. Give us the gritty exploration of trauma recovery in Matt Reeves's The Batman trilogy and give us fantastical shit like this with James Gunn's Batman. WE CAN HANDLE TWO BATMANS WE'RE GROWN UPS.
A new AAA 'BATMAN' Game is reportedly in development at Rocksteady and DC Studios. Set to serve as the canonical origin of DCU Batman, with heavy creative input from James Gunn. (Source: comicbook.com/gaming/news/ne…)
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