Motorsport nutter. Crazy for F1 and FE.
Joined March 2016
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May 19
Many thanks to @hairpins_str8s for this prize package! The hoodie is absolutely awesome, and the other bits are so cool too. π
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Since I'm finally accepting I am definitely not able to go to the #MonacoEPrix anymore (πππ), happy to give away my tickets for free (no autograph session tickets unfortunately).
Seats are in T1 Saturday and K6 Sunday.
Would rather they didn't go the waste. Please share π
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Apr 22
Last year I got 2nd place in @DHL_Motorsports' fastest lap predictor, and today my prize arrived, a square of the chequered flag used at the 2026 Australian GP! π
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Apr 21
Big thanks to @DRAutoart and the boys from Beyond the Racing Line podcast for this new Lando WDC artwork. π§‘
(Displayed next to my DRAutoArt Lewis artwork. π)
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Apr 19
I hate, hate, hate being forced to watch a video to learn something when I could read at 10x the speed. Videos are for cattle.
"Hey guys, today we'll be talking about X -- X is a fascinating topic, and a lot of you have been requesting I talk about X, so..." - Shut up, Shut up!
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Apr 7
It's only been 8 months... but I've bought myself a pair of display hands, which fit the gloves like er... like a hand? π€£
Many thanks once again to @pitlane_girl!
(NB they're on my new display cases. Final display layout in progress. I'll show all in a week or two I hope!)
21 Aug 2025
Massive massive thanks to @pitlane_girl for this awesome gift!
2017 Jolyon Palmer Renault racing gloves, both signed. π
Now to work out how to display them. π
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Apr 7
(Also, why is putting gloves on small children so difficult? These gloves went on the plastic hands so easily! Are children that incapable of keeping fingers stiff?)
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Apr 5
Everyone go listen to this: x.com/i/status/2040834999344β¦
I mean, I haven't listened yet, but it's the amazing pro tog Jamey Price (active in this community!) on my favourite F1 pod!
(Yes, the main reason it's my favourite is cos they've had me on as a guest a couple of times. π)
WHAT A GREAT EPISODE! Yes, we are in the spring "break", but having @jameypricephoto join us was just so much fun. Huge thanks to Jamey! #F1
youtu.be/66eSoSF4DHA?si=xzZwβ¦
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Mar 19
My son is watching Fireman Sam on YouTube. Why do they all have American accents! They should all be Welsh!
(Apart from Tom Thomas, obviously.)
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Oooooo fun game.
Since Lewis Hamilton won his first race in 07, there have been 18 new winners. Name them
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Looking back at the replay of the start, the last light was only illuminated for a single frame (!) before all lights went off.
Given F1 broadcasts at 50fps, that means the last light was on for less than 0.02s, much shorter than what the FIA recommends (0.2s)
#F1 #AustralianGP
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Mar 7
Best thing you will watch / listen to today.
That comes with the AndyTails guarantee*.
*No refunds for unsatisfied customers. I've got your money and I'm doing a runner.
This is an epic tribute to @ValtteriBottas return to the grid! We're pretty sure you'll enjoy no matter your favorite driver... Big thanks to many, but esp @PluckingTimes!
youtu.be/pXfqTRWGOag?si=-7Idβ¦
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Feb 14
π This Valentineβs Day fall in love with racing! Win the chance to join us for our first @BTCC race day in exclusive hospitality - the perfect experience to share with someone special.
To enter: follow, like and repost π
#PlatoRacing #BTCC
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the F1 version of βturns out it was actually a compiler bug this timeβ
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Feb 10
One millennial parenting norm I truly will never understand is why everyone has snacks all the time. My kids never want to eat meals when they have snacks, but then I feel bad for not bringing my fair share of snacks when I go anywhere with my kids. End the snack tyranny.
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Feb 9
I've been chatting on a podcast again!
You might even hear me sing... (though you may wish you hadn't! π€£)
Join us for a great chat with some of the Dirty Side discord crew! Thanks to @AndyTails @igensonbro @InsaneLee13. We had a blast and the 2nd half made me laugh the whole time! (link to discord in comments) #F1
open.spotify.com/episode/09Bβ¦
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Feb 9
My song apparently didn't make the cut. It might appear next week though.
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Feb 7
This π
I hate searching for how to do something and all I'm offered is 30minute videos that cover the whole process, when all I want to query is one specific part in the middle.
I want written instructions!
Feb 6
i hate video content more than anything
getting information from people talking is like trying to satiate yourself by eating lettuce. near zero value density.
this is an incredible imposition on the infovore's time
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Jan 27
Just got on a train in Sweden. Announcement (in Swedish then English): "All the coffee machines on the train are out of order, so we have put some pots of coffee in carriage 5. The coffee is free."
Coffee is so important to Swedes that they won't run a train without some!
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