What if we launched our own version of YouTube?

Under 16s aren't even on Facebook man

Just landed in the UK. We just found another surreal place on our way. I know some people will say I’m too positive about everything I see, but this place was crazy.

I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpanzee

The thing is....the goal gets disallowed and United keep going. They only got their 2nd goal because United switched off as they were 3-1 up

.@OfficialBHAFC trade offering: You receive: • A 5-1 win to secure Europe and potentially UCL football • Academy graduate of your choice scoring a debut goal vs Manchester United We receive: • 1 Bruno Fernandes assist • Danny Welbeck

Casemiros final home game

We'll take it.

i owe all of england an apology Pepe’s Piri-Piri rice box just brought me to my knees

Either your local or it's who your dad supported. If it's neither of those you're just a glory supporter

stop spending money on Claude Code. Chipotle's support bot is free:

If I had a nickel for every time a London club started their second choice keeper in the CL knockouts, and it backfired, this week, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Manchester United home games (25-26) Vs Arsenal (Sunday, 4:30pm) Vs Burnley (Saturday, 3pm) Vs Chelsea (Saturday, 5:30pm) Vs Sunderland (Saturday, 3pm) Vs Brighton (Saturday, 5:30pm) Vs Everton (Monday, 8pm) Vs West Ham (Thursday, 8pm) Vs Bournemouth (Monday, 8pm) Vs Newcastle (Friday, 8pm) Vs Wolves (Tuesday, 8:15pm) Vs Man City (Saturday, 12:30pm) Vs Fulham (Sunday, 2pm) Vs Tottenham (Saturday, 12:30pm) Vs Crystal Palace (Sunday, 2pm) Vs Aston Villa (Sunday, 2pm) Vs Leeds (Monday, 8pm) Vs Brentford (Monday, 8pm) 17 home games here. 7 games kicking off 8pm or later 2 Saturday 3pms I mean… #mufc

Half term can be expensive. If any parent is struggling financially but would love to take their kids to @altrinchamfc v Braintree tomorrow at the J.Davidson Stadium, I will cover the cost of your tickets. No forms. No questions. No explanations needed. Just email jc@altyfc.com

Obi Wan Kenobi was a total snob. Mos Eisley wasn't a "hive of scum and villainy", it was just a working class stopover. Even had a decent band on.

They should nationalise pints £5 each

The Digital Ticketing Shift & How Secure Are Our Tickets? With the Premier League mandating digital-only tickets for the 2026/27 season, the security of our ticketing infrastructure is more important than ever. SeatGeek is now a primary provider for over 10 UK clubs, including #MUFC, #LFC, #MCFC, and #NUFC. Why we need to be vigilant: As ticketing continues to shift from physical tickets to digital systems, any platform transition introduces risks. Supporters' groups have a right to be concerned about how these systems protect against exploitation and unauthorised transfers. While clubs may vary in implementation, the principle remains: Security cannot be a secondary consideration. It would be good for all clubs using this platform to provide clear, public assurances regarding the robustness of their digital ticketing systems. Supporters should remain vigilant for irregularities and continue reporting issues to their club's Fan Advisory Boards. #MUFC #LFC #MCFC #NUFC #AVFC #LUFC #AFCB #SAFC #LCFC #BORO #ITFC #WatfordFC #StokeCity #BristolCity