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Soccer fans, famously known for not knowing how to celebrate victories
Jun 13
World Cup tourists in NYC really have no idea what they’re about to witness if the Knicks win tonight…..
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Jun 12
Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time
THAT WAS THE BEST FOOD IVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE OMG 😭😭😭
VAMOSSS CHICHARRONNN! 😍
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Jun 13
Niño Guerrero tranquilo en su sala viendose el Estados Unidos - Paraguay:
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Jun 11
"you're 8 months behind on chipotle klarna payments because you've been saving up for the spacex ipo?"
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Zapatero viendo que su mina con 40 mil esclavos Yanomami ha sido tomada por Blackrock:
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we have to find a way to communicate with them
Scientists discovered that octopuses sometimes punch fish for seemingly no reason at all
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Jun 8
El aura que te da tener un vicepresidente con garfio
🔴 #Urgente Keiko Fujimori, presidente de Perú, le pidió “al guerrillero Gustavo Petro” que sacara su “nariz roja” del Perú. 👏🏻
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He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years
All you can do is tip your cap
Jun 4
Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.
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Jun 4
20% in the scary movie franchise is like a 12 minute standing ovation at the cannes film festival
‘SCARY MOVIE 6’ debuts with 20% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Read our review: bit.ly/ScaryDF6
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Jun 1
S&P 500 closes at new ATH again
crypto guys:
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Va a nacer con el maletín de Rappi o qué?
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May 29
Donald Trump paying a $200 fine after making $17 billion day trading
May 29
Donald Trump has been fined $200 after he was months late to report buying and selling millions in stocks, per WaPo.
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May 28
i wish i could be in the meeting with the guy who spent half a BILLION dollars in Claude credits in a month
like, what do you do? do you fire them?
May 28
NEW: AI consultant reveals a client accidentally spent $500,000,000.00 in a single month after failing to set employee limits on Claude usage.
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The most beautiful women you know eat like raccoons
May 2
Dua Lipa shares new drink recipe combining Diet Coke, pickle juice and jalapeño sauce.
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Apr 30
This reminds me of that video of that rat cleaning itself in the sink but not in a mean way
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RIP robert baratheon you would’ve loved sports betting
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May 2
Vacation brain is awesome. All I did was eat and drink and walk around and not deny myself anything so my brain is like “wow great town. I should move here. It would probably be like this every day”
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Because they also can’t afford a divorce?
Couples who spend less than $1,000 on their wedding have the lowest divorce rates.
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Timothée Chalamet after going 0-2 on the same night
Actors can now be nominated twice in the same category for separate films at the Oscars.
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