I work at the Trump White House. This is a disaster.

Joined January 2017
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I and a bunch of other staffers were literally trying to break down the door and get him off the phone with Fox and Friends. After a bit we were like “Fuck it.” Let him burn.
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POTUS is alternating between calling Michael Cohen every name in the book and fondly remembering how he was “like a son to me.” Tail spin time. Again.
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I’m back.
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Trump absolutely wants to fire Mueller. Bannon is urging him to do it. He keeps saying, "He'll take us all down if you don't!"
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Sorry for the long break. So much chaos here.
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I've been tweeting about this since day 1. x.com/ericuman/status/864890…

17 May 2017
How easy is it to hack into Mar-a-Lago? SUPER EASY. We went there and tested it. Our story, with @gizmodo. propub.li/2rrhHvh
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Ivanka has such a smooth public image. But behind the scenes she is not nice. Demanding and mean.
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The President told us to remember one word when we bring him picks for FBI director. "Loyalty".
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Jesus Christ I'm working at another golf club this weekend. If love to see my family in D.C. occasionally.
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Sorry I've been gone. Things got really hot here. I'm back.
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Look Comey was fired because he got to close to Trump on Russia and everyone here knows it. We talked about it openly.
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Kushner is such an arrogant little prick. He interrupted McMasters once and I thought the General was going to strangle him.
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If you don't think Brannon is still running things look at who Trump picked to head the Export Import bank. A totally nihilistic choice.
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Every conversation and strategy we employ right now is done in context of the Russia investigation. A lot of people here running scared.
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POTUS is talking all the time about how he's going to kill Obamacare just because he can. It's a game to him.
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I'm really fucking sick of spending my weekends at Mar a Lago.
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Putin gave POTUS the ok to bomb Syria. He had to ask for his permission. Let that sink in. Our President asking Russia for permission!
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The bombing in Syria accomplished nothing militarily & that was by design. We coordinated with Russia on the targets. All for show.
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Bannon is minutes from resigning. He was absolutely apoplectic about the decision to bomb Syria.
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I've never seen the President look anything other than orange. He turned white when the Mike Flynn news came in.
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