I used to spend my weekends rolling around in mud with other men, chasing after an oddly shaped ball, now i just watch
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Goose retweeted
2 Apr 2016
If reports of a Bath fan accosting the ref are true, they deserve a long ban. However frustrating a game, we must remember rugby's values.
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Goose retweeted
24 Mar 2016
I'm holding on to the slim hope that Donald Trump & Katie Hopkins are early prototype A.I. bots that Microsoft forgot to turn off #TayTweets
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Goose retweeted
24 Sep 2015
When your vodka has a higher percentage than your exam score 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
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Goose retweeted
15 Sep 2015
Let's not waste this crisis. Let's change the national anthem to Jerusalem, Jeremy Corbyn will sing it and we'll all get a better song.
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Goose retweeted
15 Jul 2015
In Geneva airport. And only your pet bottles can go in here! Haven't taught my pet bottle to sit yet!Childish sorry 😂
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