Entertainment Marketer. Southerner in LA. Highly caffeinated. I love whales and sequins. I had cancer, now I have cancer jokes. she/her
Joined October 2008
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Anne Hogan retweeted
It is reckless and illegal to give your true love any amount of wild birds for Christmas.
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19 Oct 2022
Not on Twitter for ages. Tweets Hulu support for help. Immediately get a bunch of weird-ass spam. FFS I just want to log into Hulu.
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27 Jul 2022
It’s barely 8:30 and I’m texting my mom 100 questions about paint. She’s a lucky lady.
22 Jul 2022
I will never get over how annoying and dumb it is that @KwiksetCorp doesn’t make a knob that matches the Halo fingerprint deadbolt, but the @Schlage_Locks Georgian Camelot knob works! Now I need to work up the energy to paint the door. Maybe once it’s cooler outside…
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5 Jul 2022
I never want a cold sales call, but I especially never want 3 in a row after I’ve declined the call BECAUSE I WAS ON AN ACTUAL WORK CALL. What part of being sent straight to voicemail made @infotechRG think I wanted them to keep calling?
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22 Jun 2022
A fun game I play with @Xfinity is they send me a spam text, and I unsubscribe, and we both pretend it means anything.
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13 Jun 2022
Okay, 10pm pushed me to try Twitter for a solution. Does anyone know the trick to stopping automated calls from @cvspharmacy? I can’t find a setting or preference in my account to make them stop.
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8 Jun 2022
This tweet and the replies are so interesting. I can relate to so much of this.
8 Jun 2022
Watching LA election results from the east coast isn’t as much fun as watching them from LA. I’m too old to stay up late enough to get them live so I have to see them when I wake up.
7 Jun 2022
I just asked my friend if I could borrow her “soapy vacuum” because I couldn’t remember what you call the kind that shampoo carpets. I still can’t think of what they’re called, so from now on I’m going with soapy vacuum.
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7 Jun 2022
Drag queens: bright colors, positive messaging, show tunes
Texas: BAN!! PROTECT THE CHILDREN!!
Guns: actually kill children
Texas: “It could have been worse,” the NRA says everything is fine, something about doors and mental illness, thoughts and prayers
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5 Jun 2022
This is beyond infuriating. And there are a whole mess of white people telling on themselves in the replies. “Wah wah wah why did you have to specify it was a white guy.” Cry me a river, assholes.
4 Jun 2022
Grieving great grandfather asks police in Uvalde why they didn’t do anything to help his great granddaughter who was murdered. A random White man tells him to stop living in the past. So on brand.
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5 Jun 2022
Also, I don’t have to know anything else about this dude to know that he owns a Confederate flag, or something with a Confederate flag on it, while he’s bitching about “living in the past.”
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Anne Hogan retweeted
27 May 2022
It’s worth repeating. A mom drove there. Got handcuffed. Got out of handcuffs. Hopped a fence. Went inside the school and walked out with her two kids. All while 19 officers waited outside the classroom where the gunman was. #UvaldePolice #Uvalde
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28 May 2022
I’ve been waiting at the @GetSpectrum store for AN HOUR to drop off equipment. Because they have one line, and everyone ahead of me seems to have very complicated issues that are taking 12 years to solve. I have to hand them two things and walk out. They need a separate line.
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28 May 2022
I spent 15 minutes listening to a man argue that he doesn’t want to be billed for his cable, but still wants cable. My dude, that is not how this works. Get out of here with your nonsense and stop wasting everyone’s time.
This is for sure on of the early levels of hell.
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28 May 2022
Now there’s an old man doing continuous loudly dramatic sighs with big eye rolling. Sir, that will not accomplish a damn thing besides annoying everyone.
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Anne Hogan retweeted
24 May 2022
“But I need an AR15 in case the government tries to take over” brother if the government wanted to they could bounce a laser beam off the moon and evaporate your house
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