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Joined January 2019
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Some guys are just not built for it
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They just banned this dude for... playing lame as fuck? Does that mean we can finally ban Joe Ragnarok?
I feel like what has happened in melee to me lately is a manifestation of problems that have existed for a long time. I don't expect this to change anything. I wrote it for closure so I could move on knowing I did everything I could and to say goodbye. docs.google.com/document/d/1…
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This context-less frustration tweet blowing up caught me off guard, so I figured I'd give a few more eloquently-stated thoughts on my feelings here What's Wrong With This Dinosaur Guy? - A Magic: the Gathering Autopsy medium.com/@anonymous-badger…
damn man remember when this game was like beautiful and evocative and stuff
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Give OG Anunoby that finals MVP right this second
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Christopher Eccleston century of vindication
Russell is LEAVING?
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I've never seen a blue seat at the end of a ticketmaster queue once in my life
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damn man remember when this game was like beautiful and evocative and stuff
Cure cancer is now on a magic card
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I truly don't even hate UB on principle, it's just this point-and-gawk meme reference stuff that really ticks me off. I resent a card whose primary purpose seems to be making people go "whoa, I can't believe they did the thing!!!" during spoiler season and nothing more
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wotc will not stop until ever meme a millennial has ever laughed at is represented on a card
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AnonymousBadger retweeted
i feel like wizards of the coast is just making fun of me for actually enjoying and having an emotional investment in magic the gathering
¡El Thanoscóptero!
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It was like fifteen 9/11s
I need all remaining players in the bracket to understand that Zverev CANNOT win this tournament. Let it be Ruud, let it be De Minaur, I don't care. Hell I'll even accept a Djokovic dub at this point. Anyone but Zverev, who MUST retire as the WOAT for cosmic justice to be upheld
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Smash commentators love to say "speaking of [insert thing here]" and then say some shit that has absolutely NOTHING to do with [insert thing here] (it's me i'm smash commentators)
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You can tell a studio is expecting their new movie to make zero dollars when they call it "THE SURPRISE MOVIE OF THE SUMMER" in the trailer. Like hey everyone, we know you had no idea this shit was coming out so just trust me on this one
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MDVA ULTIMATE SUMMIT VOTING PHASE OPT-INS ARE NOW OPEN!!! Players who have shown their strength by either placing well at MDVA Events, or being ranked in our region's history are eligible to opt-in! Opt ins are now open and will close on June 27th. A full list of eligible players and the requirements are linked below!
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I need all remaining players in the bracket to understand that Zverev CANNOT win this tournament. Let it be Ruud, let it be De Minaur, I don't care. Hell I'll even accept a Djokovic dub at this point. Anyone but Zverev, who MUST retire as the WOAT for cosmic justice to be upheld
Updated French Open Odds 👀🎾 Field is WIDE OPEN after #1 Jannik Sinner (-300) is upset in the Round of 64 #RolandGarros
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5k towns reached lmfao I wanna try going for 50% population coverage but that's gonna be deceptively brutal from here on out
I was playing this game the normal way at first, got through all the capitals and notable cities and was ready to call it, but then I figured out how to activate Forbidden Nightmare Mode (set it to "every state" and just start typing in random plausible-sounding town names)
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I was playing this game the normal way at first, got through all the capitals and notable cities and was ready to call it, but then I figured out how to activate Forbidden Nightmare Mode (set it to "every state" and just start typing in random plausible-sounding town names)
Am i just stupid or something cus what
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watching smash bros
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It is absolutely hilarious that the new Star Wars movie is such a shitty nothingburger that its release mostly just has the timeline arguing about the fucking Last Jedi AGAIN
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AnonymousBadger retweeted
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