Rubio: “Iran is run by religious fanatics.” The White House right now:

FBI KNEW THE ENTIRE PEDO NETWORK IN 2009 AND BURIED IT TO PROTECT THE DEMONS! Epstein’s own butler walks into an FBI sting trying to sell the FULL client list and victim names. He spills EVERYTHING — the operation, the elites, the kids. The FBI had it all on tape... 17 YEARS AGO. And did NOTHING. This wasn’t “incompetence.” This was the Deep State Cabal deliberately shielding their satanic child trafficking ring while real Americans got called “conspiracy theorists.” Same FBI that hunts patriots but gives the monsters a free pass.

The microphone is a powerful drug

for those who haven't been following, this nepal story is fucking crazy: - bunch of teens and early 20s kids plan start a social movement against the current regime on social issues and econmical inequalties - government gets wind of it scaling and tries to geoblock social media - people get more pissed off, start protesting - government cant handle the protests, lift social media ban - doesn't do anything, people just organize further - burn down parliment building, pm's house. beats the shit out of the finance minister in the streets, kills the pm's wife. - kids elect their own new PM on their discord server, ex-chief justice of the supreme court who was part of the 1990 revolution that ended the monarchy - army head ackowldges the validity of the discord vote and is meeting the new interm PM to discuss elections for new leadership going foward

RT @BOTTOMS2O23: anything can be an always sunny title sequence

What are the odds Charlie Kirk wakes up pro gun control?

These bitches don’t even know what PTV is😭

2025 can’t be real where tf are the flying cars

What’s a job where I just craft funny evil and highly personal text messages that keep people up at night

The Pope succumbs to the overwhelming tide of evil after facing the demonic entity: JD Vance

WHY GREENLAND?! BRO REALLY FALLING FOR THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE VIKING BOOK

Did anyone else expect Trump to behead that Afghan bomber mid speech

There’s nobody in this world better than me at eating chicken (feeling cocky)

Another FBD? When will my body be free from these diagrams?

2024 is the year of the villain

Rogan: "As it turns out, Trump WAS ACTUALLY LYING TO US THE ENTIRE TIME. LMAO how hilarious!" x.com/BALDG0KU/status/185467…

Warning libs now that I’m not voting for Newsom for president in 2028 either