Predatory conference email coming in strong with the, "probability suggests that you're not feeling well" angle by opening with, "hope this email makes you feel better."
I’m thrilled about the elimination of malaria from Algeria and Argentina. This news gives me hope that we’ll one day get rid of the disease forever. b-gat.es/2WqcrpT
Here's a graph from Exxon's 1982 "CO2 Greenhouse Effect: A Technical Review." They're pretty much spot on with their modeling. We hit 415ppm on Friday. #ExxonKnew
Ben, in a desperate attempt to feel alive, got in the shower and then turned on the water.
He did not feel alive. He felt regret. Lots of regret.
He also started self-narrating in third person... Not sure what that's called. A mental break, perhaps?
Daughter: "dad! Liza threw up in class today!"
Son: "Liam threw up on the bus this morning!"
Likelihood of a Chan family vombomb? Rapidly increasing... #parentLyfe
Every squad needs exactly one crazy thude/wildcard... Like someone who doesn't use a phone case to protect their phone. They'll keep the mission interesting.
I'm not saying that I'd let any ol' kree get me pregnant as I'm definitely not into [most] aliens, but if #CaptainMarvel wanted to impregnate me, I'd definitely be down.
And here I was hoping to go to #SpringFling at @yale and learn mountain man skillz from Playboi Carti that'd help me sell more pelts to the French and English.