It's basically me IRL but... the internet version...

Joined January 2013
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Predatory conference email coming in strong with the, "probability suggests that you're not feeling well" angle by opening with, "hope this email makes you feel better."
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ben chan retweeted
8 Jun 2019
I’m thrilled about the elimination of malaria from Algeria and Argentina. This news gives me hope that we’ll one day get rid of the disease forever. b-gat.es/2WqcrpT

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Bristol academic cracks Voynich code, solving century-old mystery of medieval text phys.org/news/2019-05-bristo…

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ben chan retweeted
Exxon had this science more than three decades ago. #ExxonKnew and continues to know while they actively push climate doubt.
13 May 2019
Replying to @UCSOrtal
Here's a graph from Exxon's 1982 "CO2 Greenhouse Effect: A Technical Review." They're pretty much spot on with their modeling. We hit 415ppm on Friday. #ExxonKnew
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Ben, in a desperate attempt to feel alive, got in the shower and then turned on the water. He did not feel alive. He felt regret. Lots of regret. He also started self-narrating in third person... Not sure what that's called. A mental break, perhaps?
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Daughter: "dad! Liza threw up in class today!" Son: "Liam threw up on the bus this morning!" Likelihood of a Chan family vombomb? Rapidly increasing... #parentLyfe
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Current #LabMood (if only those were agar plates)
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I'm not saying that this is my favourite gif of all time, but I'm also not-not saying that...
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Google autocomplete is on point. (I'm fine, but dang google...)
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Every squad needs exactly one crazy thude/wildcard... Like someone who doesn't use a phone case to protect their phone. They'll keep the mission interesting.
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Am I the only one who invites people over as motivation to clean up the house?
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ben chan retweeted
George's wallet.
You have 5 mins alone in this room... what would you grab?! #StarWars
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I'm not saying that I'd let any ol' kree get me pregnant as I'm definitely not into [most] aliens, but if #CaptainMarvel wanted to impregnate me, I'd definitely be down.
It's been 14 hours since I saw Endgame and I still can't believe that Thanos killed Arya AND Tyrion. Oh, also... **SPOILER ALERT**
And here I was hoping to go to #SpringFling at @yale and learn mountain man skillz from Playboi Carti that'd help me sell more pelts to the French and English.
Opinion, possibly unpopular: people that go out of their way to say that they have, "more important things to do than [X]." Don't actually.