Writer, Author, Over-thinker, and PhD Social Anthropologist | #Scifi | #newweird | #spaceopera | #speculativefiction | #writingcommunity

Joined March 2009
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Day 21: R abandons plans to become global culinary mastermind in favour of writing jingles about fruit loops and shredded wheat. Does so while curled in a ball under a weighted blanket in the closet with trusty pet hedgehog named Mr Bananas. #worststoryideas
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12 Apr 2021
Day 20: a mysterious military cook and White House kitchen liaison named R starts providing cryptic recipe advice on marthastewart .com that hints at a global conspiracy and coverup of epic taste proportions.
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1 Apr 2021
Day 19: DNA analysis reveals a dormant set of genes that once switched on make humans venomous, with like actual venom, not just words.
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I can't help it. I'm forced up and coaxed down. I'm a victim of perspective.
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You may not be aware, but anthropologists are some of the sharpest dressers in the world.
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20 Mar 2021
Day 18: on a family camping trip a young girl discovers that throwing genetically modified corn into the campfire births monstrous mega kernels that rapidly form into a super-mega popcorn monster.
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Ask yourself: Could this meeting be a zoom? Could this zoom be a phone call? Could this phone call be an email? Could this email be a text? Could this text be unsent? Could we in silence retreat to the forest? Could we, by game trails & forgotten paths, vanish into the trees?
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17 Mar 2021
Day 17: a 19th century seance accidentally imbues an heirloom tea cup with a demonic spirit. A century later, after being in the presence of the cup for generations, a family is tortured by unceasing nightmares. Until one day...
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If you have never met an anthropologist, your life is empty and meaningless.
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16 Mar 2021
Day 16: a dancer, bartender, and professional golfer travel across the country in search of a list of forgotten matriarchs that founded the first civilization.
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Day 15: a giant space octopus that feeds on dark matter crosses between the earth and moon casting a giant wiggly shadow on the ground.
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Day 14: what if the Hadron Collider is actually a trans dimensional portal?
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Day 13: through a freak meteorological accident snails gain the ability to imprint their genetic makeup into other living things. The world slowly, slowly gets stickier.
4 Mar 2021
What a mix of titles. #WorldBookDay #shelfie
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4 Mar 2021
Day 12: wild turkeys roam my yard looking through time at their former selves, pre-turkey incarnation.
2 Mar 2021
Day 11: Humanity’s vestigial tails begin to grow with each passing year.