Spewing sophisticated ignorance on the nationally syndicated Dana Cortez ShowšŸŽ™AZšŸŽ™TXšŸŽ™NMšŸŽ™CA šŸŽ™OR šŸŽ™WA. your favorite aunt chuckles at my remarks.

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New pinned tweet featuring @NICKIMINAJ calling me Zaddy. full interview link -> m.youtube.com/watch?v=VLrg_a… #DoWeHaveAProblem #danacortezshow
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#FFPregame in a superflex and need a QB2 … Kyler Murray vs Steelers or Jared Goff vs Saints?
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ARIZONA! @AnthonyAcomedy is headlining at Mic Drop Mania in Chandler on September 1st, he’ll be cutting his rat tail, and selling copies of his #1 Comedy EP. • TICKET LINK: micdropmania.com/shows/22961…
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Hey bros @TuneCore I submitted my Stand Up album to TC on May 31st. It released on June 21st (iTunes and Apple Music) but I still can't find it on Spotify. I've written 3 emails and still no reply. Can you help me?

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I want to say thank you to everybody who helped me reach number 1 on iTunes but the job ain't done. If we can hold this position for ONE WEEK it will be a life changing moment. itunes.apple.com/album/id169…
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Anthony A’s Debut Comedy EP is out June 21ST! Pre-Order the project on iTunes right here āž”ļø music.apple.com/us/album/a-r…
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A Rat's Tale (A Stand up Comedy) - EP by ⁦@AnthonyAcomedy⁩ - Now Available on Apple Music music.apple.com/us/album/a-r…
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Look at this! @AnthonyAcomedy has the number one comedy album on ITunes! Go buy it!
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The day before Mother’s Day should be Step Father’s day. It’s beautiful when a father and a step father can come together to help raise a child. It’s kinda gay but beautiful. More homies need to take care of their children because I’m not going to do it , I’m here to kum and go
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Homies, there's a thick line (sniff, sniff) between discipline and depression. So leave her on ā€œreadā€, hit the strip club during the day, and enjoy the steak and fries. Let those kids or her plants take care of her.
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@power983 presents @EddieGriffin with @anthonyacomedy & Friends on Friday, September 29th @celebtheatrephx šŸŽ«On Sale Now bit.ly/42TA5xZ
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Our syndication partner #TheDanaCortezShow has officially expanded into weekends with #TheDanaCortezWeekendShow! Congratulations @DanaCortez, @djautomatic & @AnthonyAcomedy on this next chapter in radio. Read more: bit.ly/3VQuRR8
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hurt women don't believe anything but their ex's lies.
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PSA for the homies: Sundress season and ā€œI thought we’re just friends?!ā€ season are the same thing so act accordingly. They’re better at this than us.
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Sometimes you gotta take her and her coworkers coffee just to make eye contact with the lil ā€œwork husbandā€ and let him know the vibe.
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Latinas are pro interracial dating till you walk into your grandma’s house with a white woman.
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Anytime a woman switches her iPhone to ā€œsilence notificationsā€ I assume she is getting her headboard rocked by another man.
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