Pro democracy, pro wine, pro reason, pro science, pro fun. Not a big fan of BS, guns or so-called gods.
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22 Feb 2016
Dear religious people,
You know all those ancient Egyptian, Aztec, Inca, Greek and Roman gods?
That's what's going to happen to yours.
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Mar 25
I feel like we’ve seen enough now of the ill-advised experiment of installing a complete idiot in the White House
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Earthling retweeted
Mar 21
* We’ve failed egregiously to meet a single objective, despite changing our objectives daily to try to meet one, so we’re getting very close to running away and leaving an almighty mess and a regime that hates us like a burning sun
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Mar 20
BREAKING: Somewhere far away, deep in space, an advanced civilisation that has been monitoring the outer reaches of the galaxy, has just voted Donald Trump the worst president in the entire universe
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Mar 11
Trump isn’t just the enemy of every foreign nation besides Israel and Russia
He’s the enemy of America too
A despicable traitor interested only in preserving and enriching himself
A bloated, moronic, treacherous, evil parasite
The fact that Americans permit this is baffling
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Mar 9
Who is history’s worst monster:
52%
Donald Trump
26%
Adolf Hitler
17%
Joseph Stalin
4%
Caligula
23 votes • Final results
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Mar 7
Carpet bombing an ancient city of 10 million civilians
Sinking an unarmed ship then sneaking away without rescuing the drowning sailors
Obliterating a school and killing 170 schoolgirls
Is America great again now?
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Feb 20
Can someone please give Ukraine and Greenland copies of the unredacted Epstein files
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Feb 19
The President the United States shouldn’t be able to start a war and get thousands of people killed just because he’s a pedophile who’s being blackmailed by a foreign power that has film of him raping children
Ideally there would be safeguards against that happening
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Feb 11
To be fair to Trump, he did openly telegraph the fact that he’s a lunatic
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Feb 7
Big props to the International Olympic Committee for asking people not to boo JD Vance at the opening ceremony, and thereby putting it into everyone’s head to boo JD Vance at the opening ceremony
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Feb 5
I’m starting to think that Trump may be evil beyond anything that regular people can even imagine
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Feb 1
In any half decent country there would be a bipartisan deputation to the White House today to require him to resign or be removed
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Jan 30
Turns out that if you have 1,000 FBI agents working round the clock to redact Donald Trump’s name from the Epstein files what you end up with is lots more copies of the Epstein files and a spreadsheet of mentions of Donald Trump auctioning and raping children
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Jan 30
I don’t see how the world can take another three years of Donald Trump
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Earthling retweeted
Jan 27
If Jesus Christ miraculously returned, he would insert himself been ICE and the pepper-sprayed woman
And ICE would then execute him
And millions of American Christians would side with ICE
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Jan 26
This administration’s twisted plan to turn ICE into an American Gestapo and deploy it against blue states is going exactly how you’d expect
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