Food, grammar, books, sports, Colorado. I HAVE OPINIONS. Too conservative for liberals; too liberal for conservatives. [she/her]
Joined April 2009
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20 Feb 2024
Final new post here. Moved to Threads: threads.net/@antof9
19 Nov 2022
You guys, we have to save Twitter. I can’t read all your newsletters.
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20 Feb 2024
Came here to say we are going to throw down, @NYTConnections!
I will be back tomorrow for a non-spoiler explanation.
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18 Feb 2024
Me, most of the time: lover of words, extensive vocabulary, voracious reader since a very young age, teased often for using “five-dollar words.”
Me, playing Wordle: is PLAST a word?
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12 Feb 2024
You guys, I don’t like Tucker Carlson either, but joking about people killing themselves isn’t funny.
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6 Jan 2024
Vote! (For SharktopusFC, of course!)
5 Jan 2024
Quarter Finals, KNOCKOUT – 1/4: @SharktopusFC vs @lansingcommonfc
Do Not Reply – Vote in Poll Below) #copadeinsignia #protagonist
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4 Jan 2024
Vote! Shellfish is dangerous but sharktopi are just great soccer!
4 Jan 2024
Fins > Shells. Tentacles > Claws. Oh and no one is allergic to Sharks or Octopi…but Crab? 🤔
A vote for Sharktopus is a vote for the people.
#sharktopus #footy #soccer #usopencup
@opencup @ProtagonistUSA @FutbolAmericas @SebiSalazarFUT @herculezg @LoveisBlindShow
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26 Dec 2023
AMEN AND AMEN
25 Dec 2023
One of my pet peeves is when artists or church worship teams remake old Christmas carols trying to put their own spin on the song, but instead they screw the whole song up. If you’re not The Temptations or Sam Smith then just stick to the original melody. Do less.
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24 Dec 2023
Had to scroll back in @courtneyellis’ feed to find the original, but it’s so fun that I keep seeing screenshots of this tweet as a meme in my book-loving friend circles, and I’m not the one who shared it. You’re famous, Courtney!
20 Nov 2023
Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.
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22 Dec 2023
Hey soccer fans! Stay tuned to this space!
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22 Dec 2023
I mean I have this same question
22 Dec 2023
Me: Can you please unload the dishwasher?
My kids: Whyyyyyyyy do we have to do this like every dayyyyyyyy or something
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9 Dec 2023
Day 6 of Covid and I finally have the energy to look at vacation pics and I remembered I took these for @courtneyellis, my favorite birder! (Both from Hanalei beach on Kauai)
ALT 4 pictures in window-pane format. The top two are of a white and grey bird who looks like he’s wearing a red cowl. He’s very distinguished, even though he’s standing on the beach. The bottom two pics are a brown bird with a flat black head and a yellow beak, and it’s looks like he’s frowning, even though he’s also on a beach.
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21 Nov 2023
If you work in corporate America, I’d love your thoughts on this:
Most colleagues are full time, salaried. For the average person, regular doctor/dentist appointments can happen during the workday (maybe skip lunch that day, etc). (1of 2)
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21 Nov 2023
For the rare part-timer, would you schedule appointments during your normal work hours? Assuming doctors and dentists are still open during your non-work hours? (2of 2)
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21 Nov 2023
It’s 2024. How is it ok that
1. They are called the Chiefs, and
2. They are doing that imagined war cry chant in the stadium?
I don’t get it.
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12 Nov 2023
When we travel together, hubs books window for him and aisle for me. If the middle seat gets booked, we make someone’s day by giving them the aisle and I move to middle. Today is the first time in 32 years it’s ever happened to me in reverse and it’s amazing! #BidnessTrip
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24 Oct 2023
Hi @duolingo I’m just going to keep selecting “something else went wrong” until you include translation on every screen.
ALT Screenshot of a Duolingo question I answered correctly, but the whole page is in Spanish. There is no translation here.
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29 Oct 2023
@duolingo every lesson needs to be translated.
ALT Another Spanish lesson screenshot where I had to fill in the blanks, and I got it right, but there’s no English translation.
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26 Oct 2023
Here to tell you this Red Blend by @McBrideSisters is lovely.
ALT Picture of an opened bottle of wine with a stemless glass filled with some of the wine. The name of the wine is Black Girl Magic Red Blend
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