Still out here winging it, I ain’t dead yet motherf*ckers
Joined July 2009
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11 Jun 2019
Just won 150 weatherspoons vouchers with my @leisureleagues 6 a side team, what a prize! 🏆 🍻 #PrestigeWorldwide
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11 Jun 2019
My phone works like a Tv from the 90’s the harder ya hit it, the longer it works for! Lovely bit of tech
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4 Jun 2019
Trapped the end of my Johnson in between 2 pieces of timber at work today. Took me back to the days of catching it in my jean zips or when the toilet seat unexpectedly fell on it while going for a slash.
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4 Jun 2019
Sensible Ant: ‘Get yourself together, live comfortably’. Reckless Ant ‘ Fuck that see how close you can play it’. Ahh shit, here we again...
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30 May 2019
THE ULTIMATE BILLIE EILISH MEME.
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29 Apr 2019
2 of the biggest bacons on my bus today.. One looks like Miss trunchable, and the other a rougher version of shaggy! Walking round with a fucking fanny pack around his neck, saying mans got flavours offering th to 15 years olds when it’s definitely homegrown. Embarrassing
17 Apr 2019
Got my bus ticket checked by a ticket inspector on a bus, when did this start? Another thing the countries worrying about too much if Gareth bunks 5 stops that would of cost him an extra quid let him. We’re giving grands extra too useless cunts who we call the government
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1 Apr 2019
Probably been said but how we’ve let Ramsey agree to leave is beyond me, definitely one of the hungriest mofos that we’ve had playing for Arsenal since the invincibles in my opinion.
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24 Jan 2019
You wouldn’t remake Tomb Raider and change Lara Croft to a male but it’s ok to change the main character in MEN in black to a female?🤨🤨
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12 Jan 2019
The boys welcome SE dons to Baypoint this Sunday in the last 16 of the Kent cup!! 11am kick off!!
Come support the Camden! CAFC!!⚽️🏆🔴⚪️
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Arsene Wenger must be sitting with a glass of red tonight in Totteridge and smiling at the adulation Liverpool and Spurs are getting for qualifying for the last 16...he did it every year for 15 years with Chamakh, Park and Almunia yet was abused, belittled and ridiculed..xx
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14 Oct 2018
Kent Cup day, the boys welcome Cheriton FC to the Royal Harbour this morning! CAFC!🔴⚪️⚽️
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26 Aug 2018
This clip of Chelsea physio Billy McCulloch's is the funniest thing you'll see today 😂😂😂 x.com/SBOnet_/status/7687236…
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26 Aug 2018
Moved across the road from a Chinese and down the road from a gym, guess which one I’m using first #YouWantANumber42
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Ant Harris retweeted
25 Jun 2018
The Camden are looking for some preseason friendlies with teams in the premier divisions of Kent, get back to us if interested
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29 May 2018
29 May 2018
Victory on Sunday confirmed us a 3rd place finish in our first season in the prem, adding to our appearance in the challenge cup final, it’s been a very impressive season for the lads with lots to push on for next season!CAFC!🔵⚪️🏆⚽️
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30 Apr 2018
If you live in Thanet and you’re playing two girls called Abby and Amelia off against eachother, they know pal they’re in McDonald’s discussing it 🤦🏽♂️
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22 Apr 2018
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24 Aug 2017
We would also like to send our condolences to @RGreyhoundFC for dropping out of the league before the season has even started. #Bottlers
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