all your dreams are made, when you’re chained to the mirror and the razor blade
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May 29
He’s going all the wayyyy 🏆
Some fucking player 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
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Feb 26
seeing a lot of hate on Stansfield for this but it’s good defending from Cooper. Goes to engage but then backs off and Priske’s movement isn’t great either. He goes to his left when he should peel off to his right!
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Can’t ask for much more than that from the lads. Excellent performance against a premier league side, just fell short 💙KRO
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Fucking hell. Speedy recover gaffer 💙
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Club Update | Tom Wagner
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30 Sep 2025
Few humble pies being eaten at St Andrews ain’t there…..🤣🤣🤣
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29 Dec 2025
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17 Dec 2025
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15 Dec 2025
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25 Sep 2025
We'll never tire of digging this one out the archives. IYKYK. 💙
Have a fantastic 45th birthday, Ziggy.
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21 Sep 2025
Hi Twitter family, me and my brother (along with 4 others) have just completed a 24 hr game of padel this weekend for our family friend who is in desperate need of support! Any donations would be greatly appreciated!
Thanks again! 💚💚💚
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