36 yr old enby queer celebrating burlesque, erotic art, and frenship! They/them | This page is NSFW, do not follow if under 18
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The view from my on my knees as I wait for the Antaam orgy to start ๐
Yes Iโm enjoying Veilguard, thank you.
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Dragon Age: The Veilguard really said โweโre gonna let you be a slutty slutty manโ and Iโm very here for it.
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Apollo Vรญdra (June) ๐๐ค๐๐ค retweeted
Me, counting to myself very incorrectly-
โUnโฆduโฆdu hastโฆdu hast michโฆโ
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Left my job at the Rose cuz a bunch of rugged Fereldans were talking about work at the Bone PitโฆI feel deliberately misled. ๐
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can we tweet like we're kirkwall citizens
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To the tune of Sabrina Carpenterโs Espresso:
Diggn-da deee
Digga-dah doh
Thatโs that Cotton-Eyed Joe
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Apollo Vรญdra (June) ๐๐ค๐๐ค retweeted
New idea: The Girl from Ipanema but sheโs an eldritch horror
Old and dark, unkowable horror,
The gฬทอฬฏฬiฬทฬฬฃฬอฬฬฬฬอฬออแนฬดฬจฬฑฬฑฬฬปฬฬฬฬอออฬอฬฬฬlฬทฬซฬญอฬฝฬฬฬฬฬฬออ from Ipanema goes stalking,
And when she shows her face, the people go
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Happy Bi Visibility Day yโall ๐๐๐
Photo by Meneldor Photography
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Has a drag or burlesque artist taken the name Popper Jack yet? Someone should.
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No but honestly how do any of yโall have good handwriting because I write every single day and it still looks like shit.
(I should go to bedโฆ)
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This Pumpkin Spice season, donโt go to Starbucks (supporting g-cide, union busting), but instead come to my cafe, Two Kick Coffee in Queen Anne (local business, ethical treatment of workers, otter)
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Potentially hot take: unless someone wants to write a musical called Lazy Susan, I think weโre good on musicals with turntables.
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9 years! Thatโs how long since this very tol, beautiful human and I got to fall in love on a stage in real time.
I love you, @FosseJack. Happy Anniversary, and thank you for everything ๐
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CW: Abusive language, religious trauma
Gotta love Christians being excellent representatives of their faith.
Also not to be graphic, but you sure af donโt know I have a penis. ๐คท
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Honestly? Cannot recommend enough hiring an erotic masseuse for yourself simply for the safety to pop a boner during a rockin massage and not feel weird about it.
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Tonight! Check out my regular pants atop my definitely regular feet! Come to 18th and Union for Nakedback- Rhinestone Side Up! #pantsfeet ๐๐ฆถ
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Anyone else have this Chappell Roan song stuck in their head? At least I think this is how it goesโฆ #chappellroan #goodluckbabe #500Miles #theproclaimers
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Me singing Chapell Roanโs Good Luck, Babe incorrectly to myself:
You could kiss 500 boys in bars
And you could kiss 500 boys some more
Just to be the guy who kissed a thousand boys
And then to come and fall down at your doorโฆ
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Turn around, Pride Eyes ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
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