satire.

Joined August 2022
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I hate deleting my tweets. I can't handle the shame coz what do you mean a banger in my head is doing 48 views after 3hrs with 2 likes 😭😭
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these guys expect say i go really climb this rope for man o war😂😂😂
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It’s been over a year since I last kissed. I doubt if i still know how to.
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Normal na
We all agree right?
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A ku repercussion lotun losi o😂
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“Na my friend get the car”
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During the Buhari administration, when the cashless policy was being enforced, I was not broke at all. I had around ₦100,000 in my Access Bank account and enough foodstuffs at home to last me the first two weeks. After that, I needed to buy more food. Unfortunately, there was a network shutdown in my area, so I couldn’t make any transfers or card payments. My usual POS vendor was also not available. For two full days, I was completely stranded with no money or food. I didn’t eat a single thing during that period.
What’s the craziest thing Sapa has made you do?🤔👀
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If someone can do it, I can do it better/
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Omo blue film Dey chop data oo
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Unfortunately before we marry styles of pre-wedding pictures will finish
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Men on convoy women on convoy
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gay ass demon😭
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Yeah, shout out to all the ladies out there you guys deserve the best in life ❤️
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one GLE. one mad Business. one neat Apartment. one waterpark girl. i go just dey wake dey pray.
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when you start earning your own money and realize why your dad never spent on himself
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“Babe i lost my job” Na once he go ugly for my eyes😔
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I think JBL is the GOAT of all Bluetooth speakers
JBL OR ZEALOT
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When she tosses her hair into a ponytail and tells you to lay tf down
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JBL OR ZEALOT
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Just came back from an unfollow spree Now I’m active to engage
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