Joined November 2019
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30 Dec 2020
I'm metal as fuck when I eat my chicken nuggies
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27 Jun 2023
Dude do you think if we became allies with gorillas and apes, then helped them evolve, the world would be better off? Or worse.?
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31 Jan 2023
Ice just realized what I love about @systemofadown Their songs are made like paintings.
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Røtten Apple retweeted
19 Jan 2023
This is why I drive a Toyota.
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15 Nov 2022
Daily reminder that Ticketmaster is a monopoly, it’s merger with LiveNation should never have been approved, and they need to be reigned in.
Break them up.
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10 Nov 2022
My job is so weird sometimes. I'm giving one of my participants tape for his project and thinking to myself, "Wow. This tape is really smooth. I wonder what brand this is." This guy's got me rating tape brands.
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14 Oct 2022
Cleaning up shit is my favorite part of the Jon. Thank you society.
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14 Sep 2022
Can someone write a story/movie where a guy and a girl become just really good friends instead of love interests? It's always the same story over and over.
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14 Sep 2022
My 8 yr old sister just made a 9/11 joke and I'm not sure how i feel.
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9 Sep 2022
RIP Queen Elizabeth. Now she'll never get to hear our second album..
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6 Sep 2022
I say it should be totally reasonable to hit up your neighbors and make an arrangement for the collapse of society. Make sure yall don't kill each other when shit hits the fan.
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30 Aug 2022
Yo @BattleBots next year yall gotta get the best 8 robots through qualifying tournaments. Then have 2v2 battles where the winning teams partners face each other for the championship.
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