Mary Poppins at @rainbowstage this season is Broadway level amazing. Congrats to the entire cast and the best Burt I’ve ever seen. All of you did an incredible job!!
Me: Your granddad has rizz Em
Em: OMG Mom I’m going to tell my friends you said rizz
Keith: Your mom’s right about granddad.
Parental embarrassment achievement unlocked.
#theoriginalmorrisrizz
Wishing @Pink a great show tonight in Montreal. Some kicksss women are going to see her tonight to celebrate my friend Vanessa’s 40th birthday. I hope everyone has an amazing time !
Building a house with @kmorris3000 - « we can label all the rooms and then put a murder weapon in each room… »
No we are not making the house the gameboard for Clue! 🙈
Oh you’re going to a teaching hospital in July? Well get ready…
for the most compassionate care from extremely empathetic interns along with their vigilant supervising attendings. Hope you like open ended questions and doctors listening to you bc you’re gonna drown in it.
<due to extenuating circumstances my 12-year-old had to accompany me to the hospital this weekend; as I got him settled in my office before rounds he heard a noise>
“Dad, what’s that weird sound? Is that a code blue?”
“No, son, that’s the fax machine”
Happiness is finding you haven’t watched the most recent season of Discover 😁. Everyone wants to be a Starfleet officer right? Not just me? 🤓 #treknerd
I hope when Sam thinks about his childhood he remembers sitting on his mama’s lap in his pj’s with his hands on her hands belting out the Muppet Show theme on the piano before bed.
This song makes me think of a certain favourite in law and his love and their future together which looks very bright and full of love ❤️ music.apple.com/ca/album/gol…
You think that @kmorris3000 isn’t sentimental (that’s what I thought too!) until you watch him try to get rid of the books we read our babies. #sentimentaldaddy