Data Analyst. MLB Predictive Analytics. Tips can be sent via Venmo @aprosanalytics 🍻🇺🇸🇮🇪

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MLB Models 6/13 are LIVE 🇺🇸 ⚾️ I’m going to post a few HR plays this afternoon when the “EITHER” options become available. #freeslips
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MLB Models 6/14 are LIVE ⚾️🚀 Also, completely torn on Japan v Netherlands today. Who you guys got? #japan
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Saturday wasn’t too bad. Will post today’s picks soon. #mlbslips
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HR Package 📦 #freepicks
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AllPro x Degen Labz . CALL THIS MF THE ALL PRO PHILOSOPHY @AprosAnalytics go check out my dog
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Son of a gun - could have retired on yesterday’s HR projections 🥵 #mlbbbets
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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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USA FÚTBOL IS NUTS ⚽️ #worldcup
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4/5 on HR Package 1 📦 @DegenerateLabz we’re gonna retire the squad here soon. #mlbslips
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Jacob Misiorowski breaks the record for most strikeouts in a Maddux. Misiorowski vs. Phillies: 9 IP (career-high) 0 ER 15 K (career-high) 1 H 0 BB 26 Whiffs 95 Pitches

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HR Package 2 📦 #mlbslips
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HR package 📦 #mlbbets
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USA WORLD CUP MATCH NBA FINALS STANLEY CUP OMAHA UFC WHITE HOUSE CARD LETS HAVE A WEEKEND 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸

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MLB Hits Packages 📦 📦 #MLBbets
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A couple of Germans on a road trip have done more to inspire patriotism ahead of America’s 250th anniversary than the entirety of the U.S. government.
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The Scots have arrived in Massachusetts for World Cup and they are playing bagpipes at 6:30 am to get ready

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SCOTLAND FANS IN BOSTON 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Bad day to be a Proclaimers song on that juke box

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The European mind cannot comprehend that my focus is on the MLB today, and not the World Cup ⚾️ ⚽️ MLB Models 6/12 are LIVE 🇮🇪 🇺🇸 #worldcup
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Solid day yesterday. I’m going to start throwing together hits parlays for you guys. We’ve had a 70% accuracy rating on that model this week 🚀 Homeruns are getting more consistent - 25% hit rate yesterday (1 prediction per team) Thanks for sticking with the project! #mlb
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MLB 6/10 models are LIVE ⚾️🇺🇸 Hits model went dumb again yesterday 🍻 #mlbbets
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