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Apr 21
The OFL is looking for new GMs heading into the offseason! Anyone can be a GM in the league
Any team without a name next to it is open! Please reply to join the OFL as a Head Coach/GM, and include which team you'd like to coach! We'll DM you with more info once you reply!
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ABN retweeted
Greg Heffley looks so hot when he's ruining our chances of winning a Bubble Bowl 😍
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May 18
BREAKING: The OFL has released a slate of OFL games far ahead of the 2027 OFL Season! (NOTE: These are not the full weeks)
Week 1:
Snailville vs Perchara (TNF)
New Kelp vs Bikini Bottom (SNF)
Rock Bottom vs Petroville (MNF)
Dullsville vs New Sealand (MNF)
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May 18
Week 7:
Rock Bottom vs Bass Vegas (TNF)
Jetsam vs Tentacle Acres (SNF)
Bikini Bottom vs Petroville (MNF)
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May 13
BREAKING: The next four Bubble Bowl hosts have been unveiled!
Bubble Bowl V: Tagliabass Dome (NEW) - Petroville
Bubble Bowl VI: Barg'n Mart Stadium (NEW) - Rock Bottom
Bubble Bowl VII: Atlantis FutureCenter - Atlantis
Bubble Bowl VIII: Slime City Superdome (NEW) - Snailville
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May 13
BREAKING: SAMU TE Camden Piersall will be transferring TO NSSU instead of KBSU!
He will join QB Jett Carlson, and WR Brock Kelppins in North Sealand, New Sealand
May 11
BREAKING: Sealand A&M (SAMU) TE Camden Piersall is transferring to Kelp Bottom State (KBSU)!
Piersall is expected to be a top 3 pick in the 2028 OFL Draft
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ABN retweeted
BREAKING NEWS: You can join the Bikini Bottom Group Chat!
The only requirement to join is to be a Parody account!
(Link to join in replies)
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May 12
BREAKING: Snailville has introduced a new map, eliminating Snailette for Luciano, shrinking Caracol and Luciano for Wilson, shrinking Escargot for Caracol, and shrinking Babosa for the new West Shell.
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May 12
BREAKING: BBSU LB Barrett Shoaler will be transferring to SAMU instead of GSU after a long conversation with his brother, SAMU QB Dalton Shoaler!
May 11
BREAKING: Numerous players are transferring to Snail Uni (GSU)! These players include:
JCSU RB Dawson Carter
BBSU LB Barrett Shoaler
BBU S Sterling Bass
KSU WR Abbott Trawley
SAMU CB Maverick Bassett
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May 11
John Carlson Sr believes Saint Nemaland, Rock Bottom, Bikini Bottom, and New Sealand will miss the playoffs completely next season in favor of Perchara, Jetsam, Dullsville, and New Algerzia!
May 11
IAN Commentator John Carlson Sr has predicted that Atlantis will make the #1 Pick in 2028, and will select SAMU QB Dalton Shoaler!
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May 11
BREAKING: Kennedy State (KSU) WR Vick Dorsey is transferring to GSU!
Vick Dorsey was the #3 transfer portal prospect behind NSSU (then WSU) QB Jett Carlson, and GSU (then KSU) TE Everett Seabearo!
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May 11
BREAKING: Luciano State (LSU) QB Donovan Eelston is transferring to SVU!
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May 11
Reminder: NSSU QB Jett Carlson threw 41 TDs last season, and was barely not part of the 2025 & 2026 Kelpton voting. Jett is expected to compete with GSU QB Colt Carlson, SAMU QB Dalton Shoaler, and BBU QB Parker Marwynd for the 2027 Kelpton Award
May 11
BREAKING: WSU QB Jett Carlson is transferring to NSSU!
Both Carlson brothers (Jett & Colt) remaining in the OCAA have transferred!
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