I’m an Autistic Atheist. I love animals, Minecraft, birds, sharks, marine biology, science, spec evo, & paleontology. Any/All (Pedos & Zoophiles DNI) Blasian🧜
Joined August 2021
- Tweets 92,239
- Following 4,601
- Followers 1,853
- Likes 417,219
5,610 Photos and videos
Pinned Tweet
For any who still want to follow who’s leaving twitter my discord and instagram are under the same name.
12
3
41
35,616
AquaticFlapper🍉🐟🦖🦜🧜🏼♀️🧜🏾♂️(Mermaid Arc) retweeted
I'm actually so geeked about this oh my god 😭😭😭
4
116
2,036
AquaticFlapper🍉🐟🦖🦜🧜🏼♀️🧜🏾♂️(Mermaid Arc) retweeted
crazy to think how many of these are bots because there’s simply no possible way 1/16 of the worlds population is subscribed to mr beast. like this has GOT to be dead internet theory
401
2,988
110,551
3,297,993
Elon Musk really had the best reputation in the world not even 10 years ago and he fumbled it by being the biggest fucking chud to ever exist
50
315
10,346
187,619
AquaticFlapper🍉🐟🦖🦜🧜🏼♀️🧜🏾♂️(Mermaid Arc) retweeted
7
580
7,339
37,646
AquaticFlapper🍉🐟🦖🦜🧜🏼♀️🧜🏾♂️(Mermaid Arc) retweeted
"Guy who genuinely isn't a Nazi but is a little bit too into WWII German military stuff" is a Guy Type that's more or less extinct. It's now almost exclusively Actual Nazis
Do Wehraboos still exist?
I may just not be in the circles they frequent, but I haven’t seen any in the wild since 2021. I assumed they shared a similar fate to Reddit Atheists and /lit/bros.
42
281
5,534
75,740
AquaticFlapper🍉🐟🦖🦜🧜🏼♀️🧜🏾♂️(Mermaid Arc) retweeted
19h
"new female-Superman" who has existed since 1959
Jun 12
Leftists are now attacking Superman star Dean Cain for his comments on the new female-Superman, known as “Supergirl.”
“If Supergirl’s skin is bulletproof, how does she have ear piercings?” a post Dean Cain shared reads.
@RealDeanCain did nothing wrong.
8
280
4,794
51,992
AquaticFlapper🍉🐟🦖🦜🧜🏼♀️🧜🏾♂️(Mermaid Arc) retweeted
This moron thinks that SpaceX stock would go to 0 if Elon Musk died.
Did Apple go to 0 when Steve Jobs died?
Almost like the company is made up of thousands of workers contributing to the mission that people are valuing.
Not to mention that Musk constantly makes dumb calls that actually hurt the investors like stock manipulation, PR disasters, or just having bad ideas that his employees have to ignore.
Cute theory, let's play it out.
A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.
But... oh wait, there is no pile.
It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.
The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.
Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.
The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.
But it gets worse.
Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.
Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.
So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.
So the monkeys sit there.
No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.
Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.
OH
And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.
18
6
346
9,775
AquaticFlapper🍉🐟🦖🦜🧜🏼♀️🧜🏾♂️(Mermaid Arc) retweeted
That was a fucking confederate statue
Just say you hate black people gng ✌️🥀
11
175
5,431
38,867
AquaticFlapper🍉🐟🦖🦜🧜🏼♀️🧜🏾♂️(Mermaid Arc) retweeted
This has led me down an extremely confusing road in which I have learned that open ocean octopi that fold their body into nautilus shapes were known to the greeks and named 'argonauts' BY them, and the nautilus was discovered later and named for their resemblance TO ARGONAUTS
So i've known for a while that octopuses have naturally short lifespans, dying shortly after reproduction, but what I just learned is that their hormone-triggered death process doesn't just make them waste away, it actually disrupts their mental functioning to the point that
3
106
1,483
43,792
AquaticFlapper🍉🐟🦖🦜🧜🏼♀️🧜🏾♂️(Mermaid Arc) retweeted
Jun 12
i keep thinking of that guy who tweeted that wojaks were made by jinns to mock human beings
Jun 12
41
1,368
21,246
378,028
AquaticFlapper🍉🐟🦖🦜🧜🏼♀️🧜🏾♂️(Mermaid Arc) retweeted
"i was forced to pirate the gay movie" we all remember the comic bro just admit you're into it
Jun 12
I got forced to watch the pomni movie and spoilers: they need to rename this shit "The Amazing Digital Therapy" holy shit that was literally ALL it was. HAHA wow, glad I pirated this garbage
13
83
2,960
478,081
AquaticFlapper🍉🐟🦖🦜🧜🏼♀️🧜🏾♂️(Mermaid Arc) retweeted
He hasn't done any of that.
416
1,738
59,649
1,111,631
AquaticFlapper🍉🐟🦖🦜🧜🏼♀️🧜🏾♂️(Mermaid Arc) retweeted
This literally shows workers doing all the work lol
437
1,419
33,609
387,040
Nobody the PK combat update!!! 🔥🔥🔥
3
34
AquaticFlapper🍉🐟🦖🦜🧜🏼♀️🧜🏾♂️(Mermaid Arc) retweeted
my Heracross after breathing oxygen
Crazy how people think that just in-game weakness means that they might ACTUALLY not survive it if they eat ice cream as example🥀🥀🥀
21
635
8,037
110,710
AquaticFlapper🍉🐟🦖🦜🧜🏼♀️🧜🏾♂️(Mermaid Arc) retweeted
Jun 13
He didn't allow it to become a Franchise.
HE INSISTED INTO MAKING IT A FRANCHISE.
Jun 12
spielbergs only sin is allowing jurassic park to become a franchise
1
11
142
3,949
AquaticFlapper🍉🐟🦖🦜🧜🏼♀️🧜🏾♂️(Mermaid Arc) retweeted
Jun 13
rightwingers will post some absolute bullshit and say its bad for the left
175
546
23,610
351,471
Lmao they didn't feel the need to edit out the part where they're depicted as the KKK
22
1,392
41,594
540,063
AquaticFlapper🍉🐟🦖🦜🧜🏼♀️🧜🏾♂️(Mermaid Arc) retweeted
tf this got to do with the left
167
1,029
56,570
1,398,418