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This is AI. Learn to spot the signs:
1 ESPN is not the broadcaster of the World Cup
2 The clock should still be moving in soccer, this clock is frozen
3 The dude's jersey reads BRAIEE
4 Brazilian ladies are not known for large chests
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This video supposedly depicting Brazil fans at the 2026 World Cup is not real but AI-generated.
It is identified as generated with OpenAI tools, has an embedded SynthID watermark and is identified as AI by AI detection platforms.
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Dave Van de Walle retweeted
Interviewer: “What do you remember most about your mom?”
Answer: “She starred in a TV show alongside a puppet. But mostly we remember her white-hot hatred for Donald Trump.”
'ALF' Star Anne Schedeen Dies at 77; Family Remembers Her 'Burning Hatred for Trump' variety.com/2026/tv/news/ann…
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Okay, true truth: Cape Verde would be the 50th largest state, clocking in just behind Delaware (6446 sq km) and ahead of Rhode Island (4001 sq km)
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If you put all of the islands that make up Cape Verde together they would stretch from Texas to Arizona.
I'm not sure if that's correct but I like making things up.
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A friend's ex-wife's brother-in-law was from Cape Verde. So happy for him, whatever his name is.
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Before today: no one could identify Cape Verde on a map.
After today: no one could identify Cape Verde on a map.
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JOAQUIN ANDUJAR FOREVER
("Baseball can be summed up in one word: 'You never know.'")
Cape Verde just battled to a 0-0 draw against European Champ Spain in their first FIFA World Cup game EVER.
Spain had 74% possession of the ball.
Highest of any team in the World Cup so far.
That’s why you play the game on the pitch.
You never know what will happen
#WorldCup
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I posted this obviously fake photo and here was the comment from someone who since blocked me
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The Uruguay issue has been solved; try to keep up.
espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/4…
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These numbers are actually INSANE.
Not to mention what they're doing for the FOX affiliates.
And the Telemundo numbers are also nuts.
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Message for the local news people who use this as clickbait:
There's only one "Beloved ALF actor" and that's...ALF.
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Learn to spot the fake AI video:
1 clock frozen while play continues; clock always runs
2 ESPN doesn't have the games, FOX does
3 Dude's shirt reads "BRAIII" or some such
4 Most Brazilian ladies are not that...chesty
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The image from last night that MAGAts don't want you to see: Bette Midler from the top rope at last night's UFC 250 Trump Fest.
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I shared this on FB, too. Will have to see what the reaction is. Am likely going to be unfriended and perhaps will receive threats.
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The Stanley Cup is a very large bowl.
The World Cup is a small trophy.
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This is why I'm now conservative. All of this.
My religion is... my religion.
Sure, we can have discussions about nuances, but I'm not going to call myself an "unaffiliated independent" — because one side is actually AFFILIATED with too much Leftist Rot.
"Unaffiliated independents" are people who are stupid and/or are lacking in foundational moral principles.
Scram.
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Remember when LA hosted the Olympics in 84, then Atlanta in 96?
USA should host the World Cup every 12 years.
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What I want after this world cup is over.
1. USA to NEVER host a World Cup.
2. Infantino to be booted out.
3. Hydration Breaks to never occur when temperatures are at a certain level.
4. Ticket prices to be capped at a reasonable amount.
5. USA to NEVER host a World Cup.
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1 is probably the best approach, and also would be *kinda* like U of Michigan; no way the academics equate (outside of Newhouse) but make it crazy cheap in state and make it really expensive out-of-state.
You'll still draw the kids who want to be the next Tirico or Eagle, which you were gonna do anyway.
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About 8 years ago Syracuse was at a crossroads. Either
1) Become the de facto big state school for NY and become affordable for at least in state residents or
2) Become a “premium luxury” institution that thinks families equate price tag with quality
They chose two and still have time to revector and pick 1
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