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It would be so frustrating to be friends with Forrest Gump. I would always be telling him to shut up about the sixties and seventies.
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I'm the guy Michael Richards said all that stuff to. I have so many unanswered questions about that night
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I was honored to make this poster for the first movie by @matthewgoldin and @jayweingarten. I feel so much honor it’s making me sick.
I made Spin! with @jayweingarten over the course of 5 years. Our magnum opus is finally making its debut.
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I made Spin! with @jayweingarten over the course of 5 years. Our magnum opus is finally making its debut.
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31 Jan 2025
I’m starting a thread of my art. And also guess what: this is that thread
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7 Mar 2025
Do yourself a favor and google "full frontal nudity.” You won't be disappointed
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6 Mar 2025
Sharks, today I’m pitching an island where children act savagely to each other
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5 Mar 2025
Remember the hookah smoking caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland? That guy was awesome. More bugs should smoke weed
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5 Mar 2025
I want the pope to die. I have a great tweet for when he passes away (it’s respectful)
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4 Feb 2025
Finally, some good news
4 Feb 2025
All 67 victims of D.C. midair collision recovered from Potomac River @NBCNews nbcnews.com/news/us-news/67-…
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