Uppity. I write smutty indie romance.

Joined April 2011
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1 Jun 2018
One more time: You cannot separate the art from the artist. You are giving money to a person who may have said or done terrible things, and when you buy/stream their art, you are supporting the things they have done and their ability to continue to do them.
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8 Aug 2023
Watching Encanto for the first time in a year or so and while I enjoy many of the actors associated with it, damn I hate this movie. Mirabel is the only good one. The rest of her family is an entire flock of assholes.
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8 Aug 2023
Seriously fuck that grandma.
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19 Jul 2023
Watching Quarterback on @netflix and I’m furious because how am I supposed to despise Kirk Cousins for no reason other than playing for the Vikings after watching him be the kindest dork in the world?????????
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14 Jun 2023
How weird is it to be Jason Sudeikis and know that his cartoonized mustachioed face is on my pajama pants?
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11 Jun 2023
Blah blah @ChrisEvans is engaged who cares he’s taking @albabaptista_ off the market and I’ll feel weird crushing on her.
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14 Apr 2023
Driving through Wisconsin and see a field of wild turkey and confuse my father in law by insisting that they are in fact jumbo quail, native to our state. @TheBloggess
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1 Mar 2023
I’m tired of my husband’s shock at my feelings about @brettgoldstein chest hair. It’s fabulous. That’s it. Full stop.
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17 Feb 2023
I stand by my belief that 2000’s self-titled album from @newfoundglory is perfect. Every song hits.
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13 Feb 2023
There goes @squarespace fulfilling fantasies of multiple Adam Drivers.
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12 Feb 2023
I would like to experience @JasonKelce as my personal Batman, please save me.
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7 Feb 2023
What random little movie line will never leave your head? For example: "Big summer blow out!" from Frozen has now been in my brain for ten years now

ALT Frozen Big Summer Blowout GIF

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So this Hogwarts Legacy controversy seems like a super chill and calm situation
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13 Jan 2023
I never imagined I’d ever even entertain calling @KyleBrandt daddy, and yet…here we are.
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2 Jan 2023
We caught up on Taskmaster over the holiday and now keep saying “oh no!” about everything like @FernBrady in the toilet roll toss task. We can’t stop.
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17 Dec 2022
Amused watching my 4yo watch Home Alone and her referring to fully grown Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern as “the naughty boys.”
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5 Dec 2022
I’m reading Broken by @TheBloggess and I’m laughing so hard I’m crying and got kicked out of the living room because I’m making too much noise during football.
30 Nov 2022
Thanks @thevampsband for spending time with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Chemicals. My top artist FIVE YEARS running. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/7gAp…
26 Nov 2022
Throwing it out there: since August I’ve published 2 novels and 4 novellas. My next novel comes out December 6. Chasing my dreams. #romancewriter #indieromance amazon.com/Ashley-Mack/e/B0B…

26 Nov 2022
Is @HDoohan on Wednesday giving anyone else major @samhuntington vibes? It’s like déjà vu.