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Joined June 2014
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Mar 17
Idk what sort of update happened over this weekend but:
-Twitter thinks I'm a bot (apparently I should allow push notifications to fix it)
-New ads are on the feed (including accounts I've blocked)
-Blue checkmark pro-Rightwing accounts have shown up (more to block, oh joy)
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Caught a very sad older cat whose chip details were not up to date. Found out original owner had died some time ago. Safe now.
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when oomfs have fandoms and interests im not into, but I want to be supportive anyway
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Nothing says “I’m the boss” like being completely fucking ignored.
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He is blue
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Yeah. Christopher Lee was that badass.
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Uh oh, that's really off...
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ALT liara t'soni submitted by @aquatichrome.
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It means you had $100 at one point
Finding out what this tattoo actually means completely changed the way I see everyone who has it 😭💔
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El día que una cucaracha entró en la habitación y nuestro gato parapléjico aprendió a correr.
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The number of mentally incompetent people who exist genuinely terrifies me. Like wdym you use ChatGPT to write emails because you don't know how???
I am genuinely shocked at how many people just casually use ChatGPT instead of just like… thinking
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Jun 17
When you’re feeling sad, remember your C6 vertebra; it’s happy to support your head every single day. 😂
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