I do what I want. #GoPackGo #OnWisconsin
Joined August 2018
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11 Apr 2023
Nobody told me that Nashville is equivalent to the southern Vegas..
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31 Mar 2023
I hate it here. The only thing keeping me going is picking up my scooter cooler in MN tomorrow.
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28 Mar 2023
You know you have PTSD from your dog when the type of nightmares you have are of him destroying garbage and projectile shitting. #ApollosAdventures
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24 Mar 2023
Some people will try to come back into your life when they are disappointed by the humans they thought were better than you. #StayWoke 🤣 👀
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23 Mar 2023
I hate birds. But hearing them in the mornings gives me hope for warmer weather. #WisconsinIsTooCold
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17 Feb 2023
Get a dog they said. This idiot will eat anything and everything he shouldn’t. 2.5 dozen eggs? Sure. 😭😑 #SendHelp #ApollosAdventures
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10 Feb 2023
Every time my phone says “your network is unstable” while I’m trying to watch TikTok, I can’t help but think “oh just like my brain.” Every. Single. Time. I might be traumatized but at least I’m funny because of it.
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1 Feb 2023
Sorry but I'm never going to go on a date in my own house and wear anything other than sweatpants. #911LoneStar
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31 Jan 2023
I have one set of stairs in my house. One set leading to the basement. #EllaTheDestroyer fell down them. Again. And I can’t stop laughing. And now I have the hiccups. #SendHelp
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26 Jan 2023
Just heard #EllaTheDestroyer talking to her homie in her room say, “that’s a weird flex, but ok..” I have to stop speaking around her. 😑
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25 Jan 2023
I love to dismiss my horrible life choices by saying "yeah that was a weird time in my life." As if the rest of my existence hasn't been an absolute shitshow.
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25 Jan 2023
It’s a hard thing to come to terms with when you realize your heroes aren’t heroes at all.
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22 Jan 2023
Larry is afraid of doorways. And laptops. Apollo is needy for attention. #LarryTheLunatic #ApollosAdventures
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