Color my life with the chaos of trouble
Joined April 2007
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Why is @Verizon always the only carrier with this many outages? You'd think with the amount of $ folks pay for their service, this wouldn't be a constant issue. I can't even make calls over Wi-Fi. #verizon #verizonoutage
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Ashley retweeted
10 Feb 2025
White people will tell you they couldn’t understand a word Kendrick said and then put on some Pearl Jam.
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Alright @nbc, let's hurry up with this tree lighting. @kellyclarkson and her bangs are freezing out there.
#RockefellerTreeLighting #nyc
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Did I make goat cheese balls? Yes. #VanderpumpRules #VPR #Vanderpumprulesreunion #teamariana #Bambieyedbitch
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I'm genuinely concerned for all the possible hate @vulture is going to face for their #SuccessionHBO coverage.
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29 May 2023
#Succession is soo good at blindfolding you & walking you in a wrong direction that feels warm…before revealing it’s walking you off a cliff.
Succession, man. What a show.
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Ladies and gentlemen.... Schwartz and his horrible performance of "I think she likes someone else" further shows that either A. Scandavol is scripted or B. @twschwa sucks at both lying and acting #VanderpumpRules
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The best episode of #TheOffice is airing after #TheOscars which is everything
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Dear @TherealCANDIACE I feel the need to apologize for my thoughts and feelings during the Monique years. I reflected and I am pro you getting out the GEB. You carry the show. With humble regards, Ashley.
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30 Dec 2022
this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes
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Ashley retweeted
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I'm sorry to hear Kirstie Alley has died. She was a Trump supporter and she blocked me, so we were not on the same page politically but that woman was immensely talented, hysterically funny and I'm grateful for her unforgettable contribution to entertainment. RIP.
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Watched Cheers on Nick @ Nite. The "Look Who's Talking" trilogy was a repeat. "It Takes Two".. best Olsen Twin movie. "Summer School" 80's fave."Drop Dead Gorgeous" is one of my faves. Thank you for being a big part of my childhood.#kirstiealley @kirstiealley #ripkirstiealley
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