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19 Dec 2025
remember when i accidentally tweeted a cultural touchstone and now i get maybe 40 views and zero interaction on anything i write lolzzz
9 Apr 2020
i dated a guy in the 90s who would go to thrift stores and take the forgotten tapes out of the answering machines. we would go smoke cigarettes and listen to them. that was living, that was living!
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Jun 15
actually, these are quite the aphrodisiac
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Jun 14
Equadorians apparently have the largest average πsize. bye.
Jun 13
ECUADOR FANS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE 'ROCKY STEPS' IN PHILADELPHIA πͺπ¨π€―
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Jun 12
you used to call me on my frog phoneβ¦
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Stained wood parquet flooring that I designed back in 2014
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Jun 12
i was born during the bicentennial, 50 at the 250th, and will most likely be long gone before the tricentennial.
ok bye
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Jun 10
official first look at Jeremy Strong as Mark Zuckerberg released
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Homes are for entertaining
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