Soccer is the ultimate guy sport. It's like going out to meet a woman on a Friday night. There's lots of back and forth. Lots of shots go down. Then there's the extra time also known as the after closing hour. But in the end, hardly anyone scores.
Hands down the dumbest fucking sport on the planet!!
I will never understand why it’s the most popular sport on the earth!! And yes, I’ve been watching it for over an hour and I want to stab myself in the eye with a fork!!