What you're thinking in the studio, but just can't say. I do Mixing, Mastering, and Sarcasm.

Joined April 2012
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If only The Beatles could have had all these new AI plugins to work with.
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If you want to get good at mixing, get a Kitchenaid.
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Do you even playlist, bro?
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Bring that Pokemon crap in my studio and I will never work with you again.
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How can there even be books on "the music business?" The game changes daily.
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I live for the followers that take all my posts seriously.
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The only thing I don't like about Pro Tools is Pro Tools.
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Pro Tools pumping out robotic sounds, clicks, and pops. Going to be a good night.
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Switching from Pro Tools to Logic Pro:
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50 retweets and I'll botch this mix. Just kidding, I'm going to botch it anyways.
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The mix is done when each band member only wants to have their own instrument louder.
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No, I don't ever need a session (insert instrument here) player in the studio, but thanks for the solicitation.
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I promise that your vocal will sound better muted.
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Nothing quite like a track panned hard left followed by an exact duplicate panned hard right.
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If you want to be a mixer, stop now before you become one.
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Just finished a [terrible] mix.
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Sometimes I fall asleep at the console but just tell the band I was closing my eyes to listen to the mix better.
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"I'm finishing up the mixes early." = "I'm finishing up the mixes 5 min before the deadline." #ProducerTranslations
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If I don't mute the speakers when bouncing down, I'll never finish a mix.
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That moment when you get that fourth wind
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