If I’ve learned anything during this election night it’s 2 things 1. The American populace has the IQ of an unripe banana 2. Lemonade, triple sec, and whipped cream vodka goes hard

Rules are No sleeping Close your eyes too long, I go back 15 minutes If you don’t seem focused enough I go back 5 minutes Talk too much I restart No electronics I pause when you use the bathroom and if you take too long I go back 15 minutes I’m not playing with these niggas😹

establishment democrats and republicans weren’t fearful he’d fail and ruin nyc. they were worried he’d succeed and represent the threat of a good alternative

I drew a comic of how my partner and I got together for his anniversary present. It still feels so surreal whenever I think about it. 1/2

De Niro: I hate to say it, but loving our country is starting to sound like an abused spouse saying they love their abuser. I can’t love a country that starts stupid and inhumane wars, killing thousands of innocents and indirectly causing the deaths and suffering of millions more. I can’t love a country that takes healthcare away from millions of people and uses that money to enrich their pals in the Trump-Epstein class. I can’t love a country that sends out masked militias to shoot citizens in the streets, torture our neighbors, and separate families. I can’t love a country that’s led by a racist, misogynist, xenophobic tyrant. And let me just say it: I can’t love a country that’s led by Donald Trump and his sycophant Congress.

i used to fear mamdani was too young to oversee a city like new york and now i realize our politicians should ... have energy? and stamina?

They dead ass was singing the clean up song omg

The White House was built to serve the American people. Tonight it was used to promote a company the President owns stock in, sell subscriptions, promote corporate sponsors, push Trump crypto, and enrich the President and his family. The founders warned us about kings enriching themselves from public office. They did not fight a revolution for this.

Barack aint been president in 3 terms yet they still disrespecting him & his wife... he really broke the racists in this country. He was their worst nightmare 🤣

Have you ever heard the phrase "white trash with money" and wondered what it meant? Here ya go.

The Knicks winning a championship while the World Cup cultural exchange is happening might be the legitimate antidote to the individualistic nihilism that’s poisoned so much of our country for the last decade or so People want community. They want whimsy. It’s fun to have fun

Release the Epstein files

The biggest small town ever‼️

Hot Dog Water’s death in “Through the Curtain” was devastating. The camera cuts away before the gun fires, but Velma’s reaction to the distant shot and Scooby turning and whimpering says it all. “Just keep going, Scooby...” hits like a truck.

Is....is that a Spurs Jersey...... comic by: @NODOWDY voices Spider-Man: @Megmah3 Shocker: @Gr33dyJay #KnicksTwitter #spiderman

free speech is directly under attack in this country, unless democrats wake up and fight back - they will be next.

Nike this is your greatest Ad of all time Being a football fan too them World Cup Ads in the past have been phenomenal but the simplicity of this one and the fact it fully captures the moment of wanting to find your people after your teams succeeds there is nothing like it

Architecture was better when the cocaine was clean and people prioritized spaces where they could stay up and talk all night

RT @be_assoc: Elect a white trash convicted felon & adjudicated rapist to the White House, this is what you get!