Actress. Mum. Cat pest.

Joined March 2009
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Don't get me wrong - I love a Curly Wurly - but it's basically just a Chomp doing yoga.
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I came for the cats, stayed for the magic. I love everything he writes.
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Same 😭
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Thank you @djhenshall for being the sun 💔😢☀️
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My fella recently signed me up to this blog and now I start every week by crying with laughter. Best Monday morning treat: Zig-a-zig arrrrrgh, by @lucytweet1 lucysweet.substack.com/p/zig…

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Really strong meme work tonight guys.
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Feeling the heat? Why not enjoy the refreshing cool of windswept landscapes, chilling developments and trails gone cold in Shetland; tonight at 9pm on BBC1 🥶
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Nice write-up here ahead of series 7 which starts on Wednesday in the UK.
Henshall ready to ‘go out on a high’ as crime drama nears return shet.news/7cdym via @Shetnews @djhenshall @AtotheOD
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Given the recent announcement this feels like a very bittersweet moment...here is the trailer for Shetland series 7 and Perez's swansong. I hope you can join us for one final adventure. ⁦@djhenshall⁩
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Things I'm glad I live in the time of: 1. Pain relief 2. Specs 3. Nail file
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I'm in a play. Obviously there are much more important things going on in the world right now but if you want your mind taken off it for an hour, this is a bonkers, pee-your-pants funny, whip-smart piece of writing. Come!
Sneak peek from rehearsals... Irene Allan, Alison O’Donnell and @GrantORourke in @MrDCJackson's I’M DISSOLVING MY LOVE IN A BATH OF ACID 💔🛀 Directed by Mark Thomson and presented in association with @traversetheatre Opening Monday at PPP! playpiepint.com/plays/im-dis…
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Alison O'Donnell retweeted
I'm Dissolving My Love In A Bath of Acid by @MrDCJackson - CAST ANNOUNCED ✨ Grant O'Rourke ✨ Alison O’Donnell ✨ Irene Allan Don't miss DC Jackson's first new play in 8 years... a schlocky romp with gags and gore galore! playpiepint.com/plays/im-dis… #StoriesFromScotland
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4 year old wanted to make musical instruments out of aquabeads but we had no templates. We’ll make them wild! she said. I think that’ll be too hard, I said. Came back to this: tambourine, castanets, electric guitar, drum&drumsticks, microphone. I hope she never learns self doubt.
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My sexual awakening was 10% Winona Ryder in the bell tower in Mermaids, 20% Bowie in the silver catsuit and 70% that advert where she was like 'nice car, wanna show me what it can DO?' but then TWIST they were married.
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I love the bit where she's right in his face and he's clearly been told DO NOT TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THE ROAD IT WILL BE A HEALTH AND SAFETY NIGHTMARE
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Galling how often I have to refer to ‘mama’s hot tea’ in the context of it literally just being a hot beverage.
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Solids diet of a Scottish toddler: 40% blueberries 40% scrambled egg 20% floor grot
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What music does everyone listen to in this in-between time? Such a puzzle. Proper Christmas music has started to curdle but I still want it to feel festive.
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