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Not gonna lie, Arsenio, I would have folded as well. Peak Diana Ross here.
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The delusion here is incredible. First, there was never anything edgy about The Office, but to say this when the two longest running comedies still being made today are South Park and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia lol
Rainn Wilson says "The Office" probably wouldn’t be made today, telling Fox News Digital that media trends have shifted left and that cancel culture makes it difficult for edgy comedies to thrive.
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We can burn the roofs of our mouths like the good ol' days!!!
McDonald’s is bringing back fried apple pies for the first time in over 30 years to celebrate America’s 250th birthday 🥧 🇺🇸
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Jun 15
Bro did all that dirty ass shit to Jalen in the series, showed them no love, no respect after the fact, said they were better the whole time, was an arrogant French prick the whole series, walked off without shaking anyone’s hands & ppl are surprised by this…
That man is right, FUCK WEMBY
Jun 15
Jalen Brunson’s toast at the Knicks team party last night:
“F**k Wemby.”
(h/t @SMHighlights1)
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Serena Williams says her daughter Olympia told her she should play doubles with Venus at Wimbledon:
"My daughter Olympia told me I should play with Venus. She's always right. I was like, 'Okay Olympia. We'll see if we can do it." ❤️
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I was today years old when I learned...
Nas and his cousin Tracy Morgan were recently spotted walking together in New York.
(🎥 Nowwutdotcom/IG)
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Jun 15
Here’s his face coz BBC clearly didn’t want to tweet it.
The usual suspects.
Jun 15
Teacher guilty of sexual abuse and murder of 13-month-old baby boy he adopted with his partner bbc.in/4uCuOs4
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the official LAPD story is that an officer feared for his life from a Labradoodle.
LAPD shoots and kills a dog as the owner celebrates the Knicks' NBA championship.
🎥: FOX 11 Los Angeles
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I apologize, Flavio, I wasn't familiar with your game. 👀
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He doesn't respect women, so he went in thinking he would be able to manipulate them and boy was he wrong.
Here is the entirety of JD Vance's appearance on The View, which did not go well for him
(and kudos to the hosts for actually asking him hard-hitting questions and followups)
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Nazis & white supremacists can keep marching backwards
Rest of us are going forward 🇺🇸
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5 years later he would find some Black friends & cosplay a rapper.... Marky Mark...
A 15-year-old Mark Wahlberg and a group of his white friends chased and threw rocks at a group of mostly Black fourth-graders, including Kristyn Atwood, on a field trip at Savin Hill Beach in Dorchester, Boston.
cbsnews.com/news/mark-wahlbe…
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Tracy Morgan tells @DHRonESPN what this Knicks championship means to him:
“I got hit by an 18-wheeler, man. A truck. And I survived it to see this. Do you know what this means to me, in my heart? I got hit by a truck. And I survived it to see this. It’s destiny.”
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Your ex boyfriend and comments on KH give me reason not to be overtly concerned. Im sure youll get back on your feet.
Laverne Cox Has Lost 90% of Her Income and Blames Trump's 'Regime' for Attacking 'Gender Ideology and DEI' variety.com/2026/film/news/l…
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Yikes!
Wow.
Yannick Hanfmann defeats João Fonseca 6-2, 6-2 in 65 minutes to reach the second round in Halle.
An absolute tennis class on grass.
That was... not a good grass debut for the 19yo in 2026.
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JD Vance was on "The View" as part of a humiliation ritual, right? My goodness.
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Jun 15
Sunny Hostin addresses the derogatory slur made about Michelle Obama by a UFC fighter.
"For a long time, Black women have been slurred, made to feel they were unattractive, and masculine. Racism and sexism was on full display at the WH. The crowd laughed. The President smirked and never addressed what was said. That is beneath the dignity of the office of the President of the United States."
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Reuters has a livestream of working trying to remove algae from the reflecting pool 😆
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Someone sent me this saying they were going to call my law firm and share all of the horrible things I have said on Twitter about Charlie and Erika Kirk as well as Donald Trump. There is a slight problem with them doing all of that, though. That ain't me!
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