๐Austin & Boston / ๐ Patriots / ๐ Celtics / ๐ Bruins / โพ๏ธ Red Sox / ๐ UCONN / Fuck MAGA / Fuck Trump
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"Google me...search for 'pretentious douchebag in a TEMU Knicks tshirt'...I'm the top result."
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MAGA chastising Hunter Biden about the pardon is peak irony.
Trump pardoned 1600 Jan 6th people.
At least 97 (!!) have been involved in additional crimes since the pardon including homicide, burglary, theft, stalking, child pornography, sexual assault on minors, and DUI.
Jun 8
Whether you see it this way or not, a high percentage of the USA feels like your wiping your junk off on the drapes. At least OJ had a sham trial, you got a pardon and it seems your rubbing it in our face.
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Ever notice these guys always turn out to be gay?
Jun 2
Maybe you don't know God the Father... or God the Son (Jesus).
Please tell me, are "Father" and "Son" masculine or feminine words?
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Jun 3
And thatโs just the tip of the iceberg- has anyone looked at the 37,000 stock trades Trump made- just in the first quarter of the year. Itโs insane.
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That fucking tree had one job...
Jun 1
Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York.
Go Spurs Go ๐ฅ๐ฝ
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There's no way we've reached the peak, unfortunately.
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This dipshit thinks middle-school English teachers are white collar, leftist elites.
They really are absolute fucking shit-eating morons with little malformed baby brains.
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Pretentious douche in a spotless straw cowboy hat in Dallas? Yeah, that tracks. Bet heโs got an F250 thatโs never driven off pavement.
Wings are awesome but nobody considers them a delicacy.
May 30
Wings are the shittiest part of the chicken. Anyoneโฆ ANYONE who has carved a bird knows this.
Wings are peasant food. I absolutely judge every human that makes this part of their normal food group - and for some reason - considers it a delicacy.
Itโs an appetizer - on its best day.
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May 29
Chick looks like a bucket of smashed assholes.
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Says he wants to fight - because I called him out for a terrible UCONN basketball take. ๐คฃ
Googles "217 Baldwin ROAD" in "AUSTIN"
Gets a result for "217 Baldwin STREET" in "HUTTO"
And is like "I live here, pussy!"
What a complete fucking moron.
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So dumb..."come fight me because you proved me wrong about basketball...here's a fake address." ๐
X is wild.
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Pointed out a garbage basketball take and he sends this unhinged response.
Unsurprisingly, he later hounded me for my home address and sent me an invite to join him on Grindr. This platform is wild. ๐
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Seems kinda weird to post on X about hating LinkedIn.
Compared to this toxic cesspool of human garbage and bots, LinkedIn is incredibly benign.
The stuff I see on here everyday has essentially made me lose all hope for humanity.
I pretty much just focus on sports now.
Apr 29
God I hate LinkedIn. Everytime I log in I feel a bit of my soul leave my body.
Does anyone actually enjoy using it? It's everyone just faking it while crying behind their screens?
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LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!
Apr 24
Millionaire US big game hunter, 75, is trampled to death by five elephants while hunting antelope in central Africa trib.al/51Jpu84
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Aside from the fact UCONN's roster is better...UCONN's coach is also better.
Hope this helps.
Apr 21
UConn is NOT better than Illinois next season
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I am 1000% doing this
If a hotel charges me to park, I am running the water 24/7.
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Naming yourself after the history's most prominent pedophile is certainly a choice. ๐
Apr 15
Suck it and gag.
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