I am honored

Went to pick up my new motorcycle tires today, popped a flat in their parking lot. I love buying tires. I love it so much.

This is the story of Japan's touge bike riders, also known as Hashiriya Riders.

People who can't enjoy this drive shouldn't be taken seriously. It's a cerebral experience. I say this in earnest.

Every man that tries to figure out the world entirely on his own ends up building a small, stupid god to replace the one he rejected. it never fails. he drops God, picks up science or stoicism or some guy on the internet who read enough books to pass for a prophet, and within six months he's talking about cold showers and circadian rhythms with the same exact tone a priest uses on sunday. the need to worship doesn't go anywhere just because you decided you're too smart for it. it just finds smaller things to attach to, and smaller gods make smaller people. nobody quits God. they trade down.

Wrongthink aside, this ideology has torn apart so many families. Trans shit has got to go.

*aborts 63 million children*

Every fetal alcohol crackhead in every small town has stuff like this plastered all over their Facebook after you scroll past all the "we miss you" and "rest in peace" posts from their family and numerous widowed baby mamas.

The people trying to destroy you aren’t suddenly going to stop because you made a really good point

This sort of shit would get you on Tosh.0 back in the day

The clenched fist really makes this special.

Coca-Cola, but with a little whiskey mixed in there.

Do not want to see hungry kids Help them

The random overused word of 2025 was "whimsy/whimsical", and for 2026 it's shaping up to be "performative".

God will kill the computer.

U can’t leave all tasks 2ur #wife&then criticize her.Even if she’s a scientist/politician,yet when interacting within family,she’s a #flower

The golden era of your life is right now. You have ultimate agency over everything you do at this moment. You are currently alive, and can die at any moment. Thank God ceaselessly, and actualize the vision of yourself that you know you can achieve right now.

At the Georgia aquarium, nigga! #AquaticNigga

I've had Homer Simpson singing Starlight by Muse stuck in my head for 2 days now.

No retarded gay shit formed against me shall prosper