No respecter of dumb pronouns. Reasonably reasonable. Balances probabilities and has great respect for reasonable doubt. Less so for unreasonable doubt.

Joined April 2012
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Dadaism is an avant-garde intellectual movement that rejected modern capitalist society and used nonsense and protest in art......... So the Joburg mayor is appropriately named then!!!!
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Violent anti-capitalist demos in Switzerland (banker to all the dodgy politicians) of all places. Who woulda thunk it? Shared with you by a Times subscriber. Enjoy this article for free. thetimes.com/world/europe/ar…
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Having been urged by @Leon_Schreib to swap my green ID book for a smart ID card I went into my local Standard Bank to be told that the system is down....well, not actually down but being upgraded. A wasted journey.
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Why would you call yourself Tommy Robinson when your real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon?
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My cu*t of the week award goes to you Wolfgang. Why prop up the losers by raiding the winners you fekkin dijkhead?
Elon Musk has become a trillionaire. If we confiscated just 15% of his wealth we could: clean up all the oceans, eliminate poverty, and literally make the world into a utopia. Instead he chooses to indulge in his phallic obsession with rockets and wants to build data centers in space. You cant even move electricity from space to earth. Dumbest idea ever. All the best, Wolfgang
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Brilliant
They may hide it from you, but they can’t it from a drone. #BelieveInJoburg #Zille4Mayor
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According to Corruption Watch, South Africa went from being one of the least corrupt countries in the world in 1995, ranking alongside Belgium and Japan, to one of the most corrupt countries in the world, ranking alongside Cuba and Kazakhstan in 2026.
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I appear to have been left off the King’s birthday honours list yet again. 😱
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Thank the lord Miss Piggy.
What is your reaction to this woman ??
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Should we be proud that the first dollar trillionaire is a SOUTH AFRICAN? Damn right we should and if the ANC had capitalist balls they would be crowing about it. But they don't....do they?
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Took R4.45 billion of public pensions. Turned it into zero. Developmental magic at its finest. @TruthReportNews
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Replying to @AntiWokeMemes
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I've just heard that the interior plans for my new super-yacht Far-Q-2 are ready and we should be able to launch by November. The delay was over the drone launch site on the poop deck...they objected to the scatological terminology.
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This is what @AfriForum does with R22.6 million per month: The convicted criminal Julius Malema accused AfriForum of stealing money.
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A comedian posts a satirical video. His home is raided by the Hawks. Another man is sentenced to five years in prison for digitally manipulating images of politicians. Are these isolated incidents, or signs that the space for free expression is shrinking? FSU Director @DavidAnsara warns against the growing pressure being placed on free speech in South Africa. Watch the full speech: youtube.com/watch?v=kKXviLPp…
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I love the way The Crazy Store has become the official couturier for our elegant pampered politicians.
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Nothing as cheering as a log fire on a cold and wet winter’s day in the Winelands.
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