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Good morning everyone. One of the reasons I still haven't slept is because I keep asking myself: what did those kidnapped students/kids do to deserve such cruelty? What crime have they committed? Is it a crime to be born in Nigeria? For days now, I've been trying to process it all, but I can't. These are children the same children we call the leaders of tomorrow yet this is the reality they are forced to face. We live in a supposedly civilized and advanced age where dealing with criminals and terrorists shouldn't be impossible. Yet those elected to protect us continue to turn a blind eye, driven by selfish interests. I'm typing this with pain in my heart. I can't even begin to imagine what the parents of those children are going through right now. To be honest, I'm short of words. This country keeps breaking our hearts. You can hardly wake up without hearing another tragic story. Our soldiers are out there risking and losing their lives every day, often without the recognition they deserve. Why? Because of the failures of those entrusted with leadership. How long can this continue? How much longer are we expected to endure this? We live in a country where protesters are shot at, where freedom of speech often feels like an illusion. Sometimes it feels like a tweet demanding justice could attract more attention than the criminals hiding in the bushes. What kind of history are we leaving behind for the next generation? Too many of those in power have failed the people they swore to serve. We will continue to raise our voices. We will continue to demand action. We need those children rescued and returned safely to their families. And even when some of these criminals are caught, the consequences often seem far too small compared to the pain and destruction they've caused. So my question remains: IS IT A CRIME TO BE A CITIZEN OF NIGERIA? #FreeOurKids πŸ’”πŸ’”
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Austin πŸ¦…βœ°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή retweeted
Andrew Tate reveals why teenage boys are gambling everything on crypto "When I was 16, I didn't know Dubai existed. I'd never seen Monte Carlo. I'd never seen a Lambo. I didn't know people had yachts. I didn't know you could fly private. These things were not even in my brain on any level." "Now you're 16. You're talking to the girl in school who you like. She's talking to a hedge fund manager. You need a Lambo and disposable income pronto, or you can't get chicks anymore." "You're 19 going 28. I need a Lamborghini. I need this now. I've got a thousand dollars. If I gamble it, maybe I'll get rich. I'll probably lose it. But a thousand is basically zero anyway, because no girl wants to talk to me anyway."
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Austin πŸ¦…βœ°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή retweeted
Breaking.... if u are a citizen of the United States of Biafra.. Get ur selves. ready. The war is here already.. πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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When will the hypocrisy stop? Nuno Mendes played, Bruno was there, Vitinha was there, LeΓ£o was there… yet all the blame goes to Ronaldo, a 41-year-old man still showing up at the highest level. Omo πŸ’” the hate is too obvious.
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Austin πŸ¦…βœ°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή retweeted
Defend urselves πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ
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Expecting perfection from a 41 years old player is crazy
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Austin πŸ¦…βœ°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή retweeted
Listen to me and the b@nd!t leader after I escaped from them. 🀯 The wΓ¨rΓ¨ said I dey for bush. πŸ˜­πŸ’” An!m@ls.
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Austin πŸ¦…βœ°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή retweeted
I hate askin’ for money more than a root canal, but here it is straight from me: I need your help.
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Austin πŸ¦…βœ°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή retweeted
Life was Gucci when this video dropped. Top 10 funniest Nigerian videos of ALL TIME πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£
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Austin πŸ¦…βœ°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή retweeted
The man who sent Wike packing, you call am β€œview once” πŸ˜‚
Fame sent him a view once
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Austin πŸ¦…βœ°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή retweeted
Verydarkman & Ratels attacked by Useless Ibandan People. Ratels gave them a run they think all Ratels are quiet people they dint know that Ratels has all kind of Human being, if u want peace they give u, if u want fight, cultist dey β€” Jectimi
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Austin πŸ¦…βœ°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή retweeted
β€œThis Was The Moment Armed Thugs Opened Fire At Us During Yesterday’s Protest In Oyo State. What Made It More Shocking, Was That Police Officers Were Present At The Scene And Did Nothing. But VeryDarkMan Remained Defiant And Continued Confronting The Situation Until The Thugs Left. It Was On This Day I Realized VDM Is Not An Ordinary Person. But Why Will Armed Thugs Be Sent To Stop a Protest That Is Meant For The Release Of The Kidnapped Children And Teachers? More Painful Is That These Thugs Are Yorubas From This Same Place, Meanwhile VDM Is Not Even From Here Yet He’s Leading a Protest For Us.”~ Man Reacts
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Austin πŸ¦…βœ°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή retweeted
The reality of Nigeria πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”
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Austin πŸ¦…βœ°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή retweeted
How is it possible for a phone seized by a police officer to go missing right at the same spot?
I love how Arewa youth are Not scared of the Police. See as dem sound the Olopa wey tiff handset, even with his Gun. In the South these guys will harass a young boy in Public and everyone will just sit back and be filming. πŸ™„πŸ€‘ Cowards.
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Austin πŸ¦…βœ°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή retweeted
Thvgs came to disrupt VDM’s protest today in Ibadan and he stood with them and chased them away….. baba carry digger join body o πŸ˜­πŸ’”
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Austin πŸ¦…βœ°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή retweeted
the marry rich fallacy theory we do have is enough. the real matter is there to be addressed Mr John let this be your last warning
Men can call you a Gold-digger for marrying for money but you will avoid a situation like this.
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Austin πŸ¦…βœ°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή retweeted
Watch how Nigeria Military πŸͺ– wage w@r against te€rror! sts Omo, these guys dey try o. ChaiπŸ’ͺ
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Austin πŸ¦…βœ°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή retweeted
Even vdm is scared of these bandits, because WTF is this πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜†
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Austin πŸ¦…βœ°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή retweeted
ISLAM β˜ͺ️ is not a religion but a dealt CUTL. A CULT that your prophet and Aah told you to be killing other people? Chineke meere m ebere

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