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NEW: Donald Trump officially turns 80 years old. Happy Birthday, Donny 🎂🥳
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The kid's inner monologue: "Oh my god oh my god oh my god just stare straight ahead." 💀💀💀
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CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NEW NBA CHAMPIONS THE NEW YORK KNICKS 🏀 🎉 🍾
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This needed to have 23 blades. Not 11. So close to greatness.
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People realizing they need Paramount to actually watch the America 250 UFC fights tomorrow 💀💀💀
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He's headed down the Michael Jackson path, isn't he?
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Men in America will go hiking with their girlfriends when they want to get out of a relationship. Men in Brazil will go bungee jumping.
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Simultaneous thunder and rainbows is completely symbolic of 2026 America
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Is it considered traveling when the basketballs are off the court?
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Babe wake up they're breaking out the Bald eagles 💀💀💀
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The UFC 250 stage looks sick. Hope the event goes well. It's an awesome card and it's a cool idea.
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"Listen Goku, I'm going to need you and your friends to go to Iran."
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GOKU: "Will there be FOOD?"
Trump: "...yes there will be food."
GOKU: "OH BOY! Can I eat it?"
Trump: "Are you retarded?"
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Why is there a background of the White House in front of the White House 💀
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"Hey babe, want to go on a trip to Brazil?"
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This has to be murder right? There is literally no cable attached. How did nobody see this? There's even someone filming and a crowd. It makes no sense.
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