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Automatic Jack @Automat1cJack

Blue Checkmark? Get FUCKED. Too many ads. Too many shitheads. X is now a shitty rich kid's favorite digital toy.

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Automatic Jack@Automat1cJack
23 Oct 2024
I think the ads have reached a point beyond the BS I'm willing to put up with. I used to be able to block the shitheads who advertised garbage (which was basically everyone), and though that didn't really do much, it at least prevented me from seeing those twats again.
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I think the ads have reached a point beyond the BS I'm willing to put up with. I used to be able to block the shitheads who advertised garbage (which was basically everyone), and though that didn't really do much, it at least prevented me from seeing those twats again.
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I have a Bluesky, and if that is actually worth visiting I'll be spending more time there. Despite being unnecessary, I'll link it here eventually.
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No I won't; Bluesky is not worth spending time on either
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Currently, it's a tie between @quantumfiber and #zyn for the dumbest podcast ads I've ever heard. Vapid, irrelevant drivel. Unrefined bullshit. Pure nuisance.
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Fuck the mobile phone apps that send me notifications that basically just say DON'T FORGET TO BUY OUR SHIT! Ah yes, after annoying the fuck out of me I am FOR SURE positively inclined to give you money.
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How does this @NickJFuentes motherfucker subscribe to WHITE PEOPLE BEST bullshit when his last name ain't white? Papa Fuentes was the dirt in your blood? He done did yo mama dirty? Fuck people who hold their "race" close. We're all filthy ape descendents.
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People are pissed that a meme coin lost them money... as if that shit was ever a valid financial strategy in the first place.
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dailymail.co.uk/news/article… The good news is that the catholic idea of god is only an idea, so the vows were made to nothing and no one.

Texas nuns are expelled by the Vatican for breaking chastity vows

The Vatican has expelled a group of Texas nuns amid a yearlong dispute between the sisters and Fort Worth Bishop Michael Olson after he accused their Reverend Mother of breaking her vows.

dailymail.com
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You can leave your shitty job if you want, but take some stuff first. Stuff like corporate secrets and a set of the vatican library keys if they happen to be hangin' around.
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What kind of whack-ass mufucka names a castle #hogwarts? Sounds like a fucking 4H program or something.
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I apologize for the words I am using in this decade that will be declared offensive in the next decade, and look forward to observing that no one will give a flying virtue-signal FUCK about today's offensive words at that time.
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The shortest amount of time a musical film has spent between songs is 26 seconds. That's the shortest span I know of, and it occurs in Disney's Robin Hood when Robin and Marion are interrupted after the shooting match by a bunch of drunk people in the woods.
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This is a good place to post things I want the least amount of people to read.
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Shoutouts to [REDACTED] for sharing this. 'murica can no longer tell good from evil. HALP ME JEZIS!!
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My heart goes out to all the christian artists who made music in support of their faith and found themselves in a realm that only respected megachurch music... they wondered if shit could get worse for them. It did. MAGA Christians showed up.
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Not sure if the hashtag #GordonKorman reaches anyone, but "I Want To Go Home!" was the funniest book I had ever read when I was a kid, and with a reread it is still amazing. Rudy Miller will always be one of my fave fictional characters. Thank you, Gordon. You are a legend.
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The Onion
@TheOnion
4 Sep 2024
Intergalactic Animal Rights Groups Condemn Use Of Brutal, Unsanitary Planet To Raise Human Meat bit.ly/47dBOkU

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Funny how many people think god chose donald to lead america, and that even though he's flawed he is still the chosen one. Why the fuck would god choose such a piece of shit unless god was a piece of shit himself?
Not Real Donald Trump@RealDonalDrumpf
18 Aug 2024
I told Shady Vance that I was very angry that he had made Jeffrey Epstein trend again on X. He asked me why. I said, "Buckle Up, Buttercup (*his Drag Name) and I'll give you THIRTY-TWO reasons why!"🧵
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I'm workin' on music behind the scenes. Not intentionally, but when you're lit af, you should make art ;)
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