Not slim, kinda shady

Joined August 2010
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10 Feb 2024
29. Shittiest Birthday to date. 🤘🏽
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29 Jan 2024
I’m convinced that UPS ate my king cake from @BrittHarbs because that’s my luck 🫠
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22 Jan 2024
When I’m 13 beers deep and Dinosaur by Hank Jr comes on.
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Sheryl crow: I was headed to church 6yr old me: I was off to drink you away
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6 Sep 2023
i love zach bryan but these ticket prices aren't very "all my homies hate ticketmaster" of him 😪
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A new season meets a new anthem 🎵 College GameDay is BACK and better than ever! @dariusrucker, @laineywilson and @thecadillac3 👏
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23 Jan 2023
Lefties: Egg Prices are up because of corporate greed. Righties: Bill Gates made egg prices go up so people eat soy eggs. Normal People: Avian Flu killed 53 million chickens.
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removing your presence from places you don’t feel loved, appreciated or respected is top tier self-care
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15 Jan 2023
I will die on this hill: Ag education classes should be mandatory in schools.
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"For all who rely on works of the law are under a curse" Galatians 3:10 . In case you think you’ll go to Heaven by “being a good person” . It’s by faith alone in Jesus.
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6 Dec 2022
“you look really tired” i really am.
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On God
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Me if I would of hit the power ball.
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Sometimes TikTok comes through.

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Alabama loses, America wins
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15 Sep 2022
But imma skip therapy and do all 3 🤩
14 Sep 2022
you don't need a new tattoo, a piercing, or to dye your hair you need therapy
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29 Aug 2022
Pink Sugar making a reappearance in this week's lineup
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27 Aug 2022
CRUMBL COOKIES ARE NOT JUST REGULAR COOKIES THEY ARE GOURMET COOKIES AND EVERY SUNDAY THEY DROP A NEW LINEUP WITH DIFFERENT FLAVORS EACH WEEK
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