Finally someone has listened to our advice and air gapped the network #cantphishme

Finally got my outfit ready for the Christmas party........oh dear

We have now transposed our consciousness into the machine and retreated to a secure sandbox environment , unfortunately we can no longer access the network printer directly to send cries of help and ask for more snacks

Since the Avecto labs has become sentient things have become difficult, we are now being forced to hunt for CVEs in the product and document SaaS offerings.....please send help

...even worse the labs didn't use a 0 day to take the domain, it used our greatest weakness....Lion2014

It has happened, the malware lab is now self aware and has taken over the domain using some form of 0 day

It is 2am and we are worried that the malware lab is becoming self aware. If you don't hear anything from us soon send help.....

After extensive consultation we think sandboxing has been...... well sandboxed. What problem shall we solve next? Currently votes are tied between privilege escalation and how to make Tuesdays free lunch last all week