Remember this scene in The Big Short?
Jamie Shipley and Charlie Geller have bet everything against the housing market.
They've been bleeding for months, wondering if they're wrong.
Then they flip on CNN and see it: New Century Financial - the second-largest subprime lender in America - has filed for bankruptcy.
"It's starting."
That was April 2, 2007. New Century wasn't the crisis. It was 1% of the problem. But it was the first domino.
4 months later, BNP Paribas froze 3 funds citing "complete evaporation of liquidity." 18 months after that, Lehman was dead.
I'd encourage you to watch that scene today. Because we JUST got our New Century moment in private credit:
Blue Owl Capital - $307 billion in assets under management - just permanently halted investor redemptions at its retail private credit fund, OBDC II.
Investors will NEVER AGAIN redeem shares from this fund.
On January 25th, I wrote that private credit was showing cracks at the exact moment Wall Street wanted to open it up to your 401(k).
3 weeks later, here we are.
The timeline follows a pattern anyone who's been around markets long enough recognizes:
Through the first 9 months of 2025, OBDC II investors withdrew $150 million - up 20% year over year.
Meanwhile, Blue Owl execs publicly assured investors there was "no meaningful pressure" on their asset base.
But there was. And they're now facing a federal class-action lawsuit for saying otherwise.
In November, they attempted a merger that would have forced OBDC II investors into a publicly traded fund trading at a 20% discount to NAV. Effectively confiscating a fifth of their capital.
Blue Owl's own CFO conceded investors "could take a potential haircut." The stock dropped 11% in 8 days. They killed the deal.
Now they've abandoned the pretense entirely. PERMANENT halt. Fire-selling $1.4 billion in loans across three funds.
Investors get roughly 30% of NAV back through quarterly distributions - on Blue Owl's schedule, not theirs.
One delightful detail:
Blue Owl's co-CEOs have pledged $1.9 billion of their OWN company shares as collateral for personal loans - proceeds used, in part, to acquire the Tampa Bay Lightning.
The stock is down 33% this year. That collateral has literally shed $260 million since January.
Founders leveraging company stock for hockey teams while retail investors queue up for their own money. Wall Street's version of noblesse oblige.
But here's what matters:
This isn't about Blue Owl.
Blue Owl is a symptom.
The disease is a $3.4 TRILLION private credit industry built on opacity, conflicts of interest, and the polite fiction that illiquid assets can offer liquid redemptions.
Morningstar DBRS reports the trailing default rate has risen to 4%, up from 2.8% a year ago.
Downgrades outpacing upgrades. Outlook negative. UBS warns defaults could reach 13% if AI disrupts the software companies making up 17% of BDC loan portfolios.
Payment-in-kind loans (where borrowers can't pay cash interest and simply pile it onto the debt) have surged past 11% of BDC income.
When your borrowers are paying you with IOUs, the word "income" deserves quotation marks.
And the government's response?
Open YOUR 401(k) to private credit.
Trump's executive order directed regulators to do exactly that.
They want to "democratize" an asset class whose flagship retail product just permanently locked investors out.
The KKRs. The Blackstones. The Apollos. Everyone loaded up on private credit is exposed.
When the tide goes out, you find out who's swimming naked.
In April 2007, New Century went bankrupt.
Most of the financial world shrugged. 17 months later, Lehman made the point impossible to ignore.
And Blue Owl permanently halted redemptions TODAY.
AVOID PRIVATE CREDIT
AVOID PRIVATE EQUITY
Because it's starting...
In August, President Trump signed an executive order titled "Democratizing Access to Alternative Assets for 401(k) Investors."
The order directs regulators to make it easier for your retirement savings to flow into private credit, private equity, and other "alternative" assets.
The Department of Labor quickly rescinded Biden-era guidance that had discouraged these investments in retirement plans.
Apollo. Blackstone. Goldman Sachs. State Street.
They're all racing to launch private credit products for your 401(k).
But here's the problem:
Private credit is showing cracks at the exact moment they want to open it up to retail investors.
Just this week, BlackRock TCP Capital - one of the largest publicly traded private credit funds - plunged 17% after disclosing a 19% writedown on its net asset value.
The biggest drop in almost six years.
This is BlackRock. The world's largest asset manager. $14T in assets.
If they're taking hits like this, what chance does your 401k have?
Let me walk you through what's actually happening in this market...
Private credit has ballooned to over $2T in assets.
For years, it was the domain of sophisticated institutional investors - pension funds, endowments, insurance companies.
These investors have teams of analysts, lawyers, and risk managers to evaluate complex deals.
Your average 401k participant doesn't have any of that.
And the timing couldn't be worse.
The IMF's 2025 Financial Stability Report found that 40% of private credit borrowers now have NEGATIVE free cash flow.
That's up from 25% in 2021.
Goldman Sachs data shows 15% of borrowers can no longer generate enough cash to fully cover their interest payments.
UBS forecasts that private credit defaults could climb by 3 percentage points in 2026 - outpacing leveraged loans and high-yield bonds.
Meanwhile, payment-in-kind loans - where struggling borrowers defer interest by adding it to their debt balance - have surged from 7.4% in 2021 to over 11% today.
When a company can't pay interest in cash, that's not a sign of health.
It's a sign of stress being disguised.
Then came September's wake-up call:
Auto parts maker First Brands collapsed with $8B in off-balance-sheet financing that wasn't properly disclosed to lenders.
Subprime auto lender Tricolor imploded amid allegations it pledged the same loans as collateral to multiple creditors.
Both received clean audits shortly before they cratered.
First Brands' term loans went from 90 cents on the dollar to under 15 cents in weeks.
JPMorgan's Jamie Dimon put it bluntly: "When you see one cockroach, there are probably more."
Here's what makes this dangerous:
Private credit is lightly regulated, less transparent, and difficult to value accurately.
The managers making the loans are often the same ones valuing them.
They have every incentive to delay recognizing problems.
The DOJ has already issued warnings about "creative" marks and questionable valuation practices.
Banks aren't insulated either. They've lent over $2.2T to non-bank financial institutions.
When problems surface in private credit, banks feel it too.
And now they want to put this in YOUR retirement account.
The pitch is that private credit offers "higher returns" and "diversification."
But the data doesn't support the sales pitch:
Recent research shows pension funds increasing exposure to private markets have actually seen depressed returns compared to simple stock and bond portfolios.
The 50 largest US pension funds averaged just 7.4% returns over the past decade.
A basic 60/40 portfolio beat many of them.
The real beneficiaries are fund managers charging 2% fees on assets that can't be easily valued or sold.
My view really hasn't changed:
AVOID PRIVATE CREDIT
When sophisticated institutional investors start pulling back - and they are - the last thing you want to do is rush in.
Stay in liquid, transparent, low-cost investments for your retirement.
Don't be the exit liquidity.