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3 May 2020
Cam Newton is the most underappreciated disrespected NFL QB in history
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This Nemesis show on Netflix is very Tyler Perryish which is not a good thing
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Wealth
Imagine making $70-80k a year in the $5
footlong era.
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Leisure Suit Larry Hryb
I went into my DM's here and scrolled back a bit.
Yea, totally not bots
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These frames are comically hilarious
Evan Spiegel showing off the new Specs AR glasses to the public for the first time.
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Didn't really need another reason to stay away from downtown on the 4th but i'll take it
Presale for Ye Live In San Antonio begins tomorrow 10:00 AM CDT/11:00 AM EDT
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Hiding the details from his own party lmao
Q: Have you been briefed by the administration on the deal with Iran?
Republican Senate Majority Leader Thune: I certainly have not
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The stuff in that Iran deal (if accurate) means the Art of the Deal guy got his ass handed to him
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A lease?
Someone was telling me you can rent a car for $400/500 a month… everything included… I might just do that to be honest lol
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Yall eat beans for breakfast
Jun 15
Americans will call a chicken burger a “chicken sandwich” even though it’s clearly in a burger bun
Community note
A burger tends to differ from a sandwich due to the patty, not the bun. There are chicken burgers that have patties made of chicken, the image in the tweet has no such patty.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patty
budgetbytes.com/chicken-burger/
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😂😂😂
Jun 15
This gets funnier everytime I watch it. If you don’t see it the first time, watch it again. Funniest thing you’ll watch today
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Breaking: Iran can immediately resume selling oil under Trump's deal to end the war. on.wsj.com/4uG8q0P
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McDonald’s is bringing back fried apple pies for the first time in over 30 years to celebrate America’s 250th birthday 🥧 🇺🇸
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This >>>>> Shrek 5
Mike Myers has returned as Dr. Evil for a new Verizon commercial.
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🚨 WOW! The price of oil has dropped BELOW $80 per barrel for the first time in MONTHS
Just as President Trump promised!
He's proven right again! 🔥
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Oil futures prices have now fallen to $76 per barrel, down from a high of over $105 just a month ago.
However, prices had dipped below $55 in January before rising to $65 on February 26, driven by war rumors just before the airstrikes.
oilprice.com/oil-price-char…
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We been down this road before
These rumors are false. Gears of War: E-Day and Clockwork Revolution will stay exclusive. There are no conversations and have been no conversations to "reverse course." And as we said last week, players can continue to expect signature exclusives from us every year.
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It's about time we #DropTheDate. #Tormenta Rampaging Run is set for its grand opening on Friday, June 26! Are you ready to take history by the horns? 🐂 #SixFlagsOverTexas #DFW
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Mannnn what kinda question is this
Who is running this account
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